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Mick's Great Adventure!

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Ths is my mom's favrit...........we dedicat it to hr Dad,- Lee Nave

February 28th 2008 5:27 am
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A man and his dog were walking along a road...
The man was enjoying the walk, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead...
He remembered dying, and that the dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them...
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold...
He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
"This is Heaven, sir", the man answered...
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?", the man asked...
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up. The man gestured, and the gate began to open...
"Can my friend, gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveller asked...
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going...
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book...
"Excuse me!", he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there." The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
"How about my friend here?" The traveller gestured to the dog...
"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside
it. The traveller filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog...
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them...
"What do you call this place?" The traveller asked...
"This is Heaven", was the answer...
"Well, that's confusing", the traveller said ."The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."


Dear God......

February 28th 2008 5:13 am
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Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a! dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it! up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?



February 24th 2008 7:34 am
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hay, its tth smal thngs rite? ;)
aftr almost goin undr frm renal falur frm Rimadyl aftr srjry, yelo pee is somthng to get exsitd abowt. :)
thanks to all my frends who ar selbratng wt me!!!!!!!!
heers a cool thngy a frend put on my mom's lymphoma bord...

If A Dog Were Your Teacher

If a dog were your teacher these are some of the lessons you might learn...

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest. practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps and stretch before rising. Run romp and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. On warm days stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. When you're happy dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded don't buy into the guilt thing and pout run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day be silent ..... ...sit close by.
...and nuzzle them gently.

Author Unknown


Jus to Help th Humans Undrsstnd us ;)

February 19th 2008 11:52 am
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A Dog's Dictonary & Guide

Leash: A strap that attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your owner where you want him or her to go. Make sure that you are waiting patiently with leash in mouth when your owner comes home from work. This immediatly makes your owner feel guilty and the walk is lengthened by a good 10 minutes.

Dog Bed: Any soft, clean surface, such as a white bedspread, newly upholstered couch or the dry cleaning that was just picked up.

Drool: What you do when your owners have food and you don't.To do this properly, sit as close as you can, look sad and let the drool fall to the floor or better yet on their laps.

Sniff: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs or those people that sometimes smell like dogs.

Garbage Can: A container your neighbors put out weekly to test your ingenuity.Stand on your hind legs and push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right, you are rewarded with food wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume, moldy crusts of bread and sometimes even an old Nike.

Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The rider swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

Thunder: A signal the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following at their heels.

Wastebasket: A dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house. This is particularly fun to do when there are guests for dinner and you prance around with the contents of that very special bathroom wastepaper basket!

Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. If there are people sitting on the couch just include them as a handy wipe.

Bath: A process owners use to clean you, drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

Lean: Every good dog's response to the command "sit," especially if your owner is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.

Love: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction, shared by you and your owner. Show it by wagging your tail



February 17th 2008 8:38 am
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my Vet FINLY calld, aftr my mom calld TONS of times. ttha sed she cod call any time aftr 10am to get tth rsltts of my bloodwrrk. wel, 10:10am, we calld. leftt owr fone #s. 10:45 rols arownd, notthng. call agen. nothng. she gets iritatd, ;), so we call evry haf hour til FINLY 12:15pm we get


ttht tels us i'm OK!!!!


my fosfrus levels ar stil hi bt on tthr way down frm las time, an tth kreatn is on its way to ok too. so WHEW! geez la weez!

we got to go to Petmart aftr! WOOOOHOO!!! i got a new squeky rabit ttht i pikd owt, and TONS of fun new treets! and i sniffd noses an butts! whch is ya no, alwas cool! ;)

pupy shlups all arownd!

pup party at my howse!


Wl, tday i go bak to tth vet.....

February 15th 2008 5:01 am
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mom is nervs, an im shr i wont hav a problm givn tthm a sampl on tth floor. HA! ;)

BUT i AM doing bettr. makn it to tth door to ring tth bells, playin mor, stil not eetng mcch, an drinkng way we hav big hopes tth bloodwrrk wil show i'm doin bettr.

*Mick's Mom heer......*
Lord, yuo woodnt bring me tthru tth rode i hav ttraveld, wt my 'stuff', and make me need a pup...and tthn bring Mick intto my life, js to tak hm bak home alrdy, rite?
*stupd Rimadyl*
But if Yuo need him bak home, ok.

i'd reely like him to stay heer ttho.



February 8th 2008 5:01 am
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i'm STIL havng trubl holdng my pee. sins srjry. my mom got reel nervs bowt it an took me to tth vet las nite. i try my best to gt to tth door, bt i starrt going bfor we can get owtssid. and i leev a HUGE puddl, bt tthn i stil go whn i get owtside. :( im also drinkng mor. at 1st sshe asumd it had tto do wt tth anesstesa frm srjry, bt ttht ws 4days ago.

las nite, tth vet took a pee sampl(not too hard, sins i'm going like evry 15-20 min) and it ws cmpletly dilutd. not good. :( so tthay gav me fluids rite tther, causngg a big lump on my sholdr(my mom ws freekd), and took som blood fr tesstng. my mom is sposd to call tday afftr 11am.

of ccors tth BIG TTHNG IS

NO COOL TREETS TIL TTHS WHOL THNG IS FIGRD OWT. ugh! no peenut buttr, no chewys. no notthn sept dog food. :(
so lets get ON wt it alrdy!
i'm a good pup! i desrrv TREETS! :(

i thnk my mom feels awfl bowt it too. sshe stoppd eetng hr treets too.



February 5th 2008 1:13 pm
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I have been Valentine tagged!

I was Valentines Tagged by CHIPPER AND CANELLA I am going to tell you 5 Valentine wishes, and then tag 5 friends with a p-mail or rosette. They will then write a diary entry and tag 5 friends with a p-mail or rosette, and so on and so on...

1. I wish for all pups to have a helthy mom and daddy! frevrr homes all arownd!
2. I wish for a cure for cancer, cas it suks
3. I wish for mommy giv me as me as mny yubbys as i want! YAY YUBBYS! (lovys)
4. I wish for mommy AND daddy to giv me treetys fr Valntins day an i wl ggiv thm puppy shlups!
5. I wish for lots of new squeekys! YAY SQUEEKYS!

Five friends I would like to tag are:

l. Sammy
3. Sam
4. Sadie, GBeAD-C1
5. Lassie i js codnt stop at 5, so SUE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6. Troop
7. Punkin
8. Maggie

tther! i'm done ;)


Welp, Tdays th "Day", or so Mom ses.....

February 4th 2008 3:34 am
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I admit....

i hav bn 'runnin arownd like a hooligan', an prhaps doin thngs to hr leg i shoodnt be. But she ses tday is Snip Clip Day, an i'l be a bit calmr aftrwrrd an get lots of treets. gota admit, th treets sownd good, bt tth otthr parrt maks me a bit nervs.

ah well, evry day is somtthng i greet wt my tail to thnk of it, my mom dos too!



Why its Great to be a Dog!

February 2nd 2008 2:52 pm
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10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog

If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

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