LOUIE , LOUIE

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!

October 15th 2013 7:55 pm
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OMG omg. OMG. Oh my god. You guyzzzz!

My big brother is 8 today! Yippppeee! Wag, wag, wag...

I love him. He's my brother. He's rad. I like to play with him and bite him and he's 8 today. That makes me so so so happy. Because, cakes.

JACK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE SHARE CAKES. Don't be afraid of the candles, they will blow them out for you.

Cake.

Cake.

 

TODAY BE LOUIE LOUIE HAPPY HAPPY DAY!

March 1st 2013 8:53 am
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Hey you guys! Today is Louie Happy Happy Day! That's my birthday. That means cake. And fun. And Happy Happy Things!

I'm so Happy! I'm happy for cake!!

I'm happy for lizards in my backyard! I'm happy for cake!

I'm happy I was 'dopted into a great family and that I have the best big (but littler) brother in the whole word! He's so much fun and he has my back, even when another dog gives me a side eye. And happy for cake!

I'm also happy I have so many great pals on Dogster to celebrate with! So come on, let's all be HAPPY HAPPY together today!

AND. CAKE.

 

Woo Hoo Arooo! Louie Be Dog o' the Day!

February 22nd 2013 8:58 am
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Dear World,

LOUIE. AM. SO. EXCITED.

I saw my picture on DOTD today (thank you thank you thank you thank you, oh thank you!) and now I can't stop running and jumping and barking and howling and running and jumping and running. And running.

And.....pant pant....I'm tired now. Louie need cookies.

I really want to jump up on something and bark a lot, now. I need to find Jack so I can jump on his head.

Also, I want all my doggie friends from Dogster to come over for a big party (make that happen, mom) and have pup cakes and ice cream and we can pop balloons and run, and jump and bark and I can wear my DOTD crown. There's a crown for Louie, right?

There must be a crown. And cookies??

Love,
Louie

PS Thank you thank you thank you thank you cookies thank you thank you thank you cookies cookies thank you!

 

Happy Birthday To Meeee

March 2nd 2012 3:00 pm
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Thank you guys for the nice birthday wishes! I had a pretty lazy day. Jack and I will probably go and party this weekend. It's more fun to party on a Saturday night than a weekday, so we're saving up our energy. Plus, it's like having TWO birthdays.

I kinda wish I was born on Leap Day. Mostly cuz I like to leap. A LOT. But also because that would be like having Bridgadoon Birthday. It comes out of the mist, like every 20 years or something. Or five. But I'd totally celebrate the day before AND the day after every other normal year. Hence, CAKE TWICE.

 

Thank you!

March 15th 2011 1:38 pm
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Thanks to all my Dogster friends who stopped by to wish me a Happy Birfday earlier this month.

I am happy to report that I had a lot of fun and I got TWO cakes. Slurrrp! Also, the people I live with sang Happy Birthday to me several times but as you know, I prefer the Dreidel Song, so they sang that too.

Oh, and for those of you who inquired, yes, I'm the big 0-4 now! Woohoo!

 

Oh my dog, Oh my dog, Oh my dog!

December 15th 2010 9:16 pm
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Brutus done tagged me! Dang Brutus, how'd you catch up to me and Jack to tag us?

Well, I've never done one of these before, so I guess there's always a first time...


Whats your name?

Louie-Louie.

Any Nicknames?

LouBall, Louise, Lou-Bee, LuLuBelle, Lou thing, The L Word, Lou B. Lou

Whats your favorite toy?

My brother Jack. And also my Gallileo bones.

Your favorite treat?

I don't want to say it out loud in cases I FREAK OUT OR SOMETHING, but it's spelled C-H-I-C-K-E-N.

Were you from a rescue, breeder, etc?

I was from the same shelter Jack ended up in.....we're not sure what my story is, but since I knew what a fridge was when they brought me home, I must have been in a home at some point.

All I know is that I was SOOO happy when my people brought me home. I love my people and my house. And my stuff. And mostly Jack.

Do you love Dogster?

I think so. What's Dogster again???

 

I'm The Big 0-3!

February 28th 2010 9:13 pm
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March 1st is when I turn THREEEEE!

Three, I tell ya, three. THREE!

I want some extra chicken for my birthday. Or, at least what I was promised to be given by the food lady.

I'm three. Hear that, Jack!? I'm catchin' up!!!

(Three!)

 

I don't feel confident I'm getting enough chicken around- this place.

February 25th 2010 7:56 pm
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Dear People,

I'm quite concerned about the lack of chicken that has been appearing in my bowl lately. I feel that it's been made very clear on several occasions since I came to live with you people that I require at LEAST a full chicken in my bowl at every feeding.

Now, it has recently come to my attention that not only am I not receiving the agreed upon amount, but my brother Jack also is not. I realize he's a bit smaller than I am, but he also still requires a whole chicken at mealtimes. (Mostly because I can then make off with whatever he cannot finish.)

Is there a shortage? What possible explanation could there be that would justify this lack of poultry in our bowls?

Now, I'm sure you're aware of the consequences of past failures to live up to the terms of our contract. (Two words: Bathroom Rug.)

I really like living here. For the most part. And I would never want to have to ask you to leave. But I'm at my wits end here with the chicken thing.

Sincerely,

Louie

 

I like Water. I do not like Rain. (A Haiku by Louie)

February 6th 2010 2:55 pm
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mid morning, i rise
i like water
water in containers
to drink, to swim
water to paddle

icy cold and gray
water is to push brothers into
water for sipping, drinking
and playing

but i do not like the rain

 

I Couldn't Help It

January 5th 2010 12:26 am
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I really couldn't. I mean, ok. I could have helped it....buuuut...the force was too strong. TOO STRONG I TELL YA. The force. THE FORCE. Gah!

What? No! I'm not taking about Star Wars. I'm talking about my brother Jack's fleece candy cane squeaky thingie that I tore apart today.

I mean one minute we were playing tug of war with the darn thing, and then there was this audible ripping noise which emanated somewhere near where my front teeth were gripping the thing. I mean, is that my fault, really? I ask you. Really. We were playing tug of war! I didn't go looking for this people, it found ME.

And then I tasted it. The guts. The guts of the toy my brother loves with all his heart and soul. They tasted like victory. And chicken.

The guts came out a little bit at a time and then.....then things got fuzzy. It was like I was drunk. If I knew what that was like, I mean. I felt kind of like my bark was slurred and my feet weren't really on the ends of my legs. All I knew was that I had to gut that fleece candy cane and I had to do it in front of my brother.

After it was over, after mom put the guts back in and confiscated the thing, I did feel bad. Jack was looking at me, dazed and horrified, his eyes kind of glazed over and I think he was shaking. Maybe from rage, but knowing Jack he was probably shaking just because he was in the proximity of something bad.

Jack, I'm so sorry buddy. I didn't mean it. It wasn't personal. And once mom fixes it, I promise I won't kill it again. At least for a week or so until I forget.

 
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