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Michael Vick

August 14th 2009 10:23 pm
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It wasn't surprising to me that someone signed Michael Vick to play football after all I suspect they got him at a huge discount. I for one would love to see him play again but only under the following conditions:

He is prohibited from wearing any protective gear.

He must be lean so his food rations should be severely limited.

Should he get injured, no medical attention should be given.

His pay and bonuses are based upon his successful plays. If he does not score in every play, he is to be punished in the exact same manner that the dogs he kept were. I personally vote for a car battery connected to selected areas on his body.

Since it is very unlikely that the above will occur, I for one will not be watching any football games that the Eagles play in even if they should happen to make it to the Super Bowl. Yes, the man paid for his crimes but the dead dogs paid a much bigger price than he will ever have to pay.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose


Self cleaning oven

August 11th 2009 7:37 pm
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Momma thought the oven was broken because when she tried to use the self cleaning feature Sunday night to clean out all of the grease that was deposited inside from the BBQ grills, the self cleaning feature wouldn't turn on. Momma was in a panic (it's a new oven) so it was a good thing daddy happened to come into the kitchen because he told momma that some of the ovens have a 24 hour lock-out that prevent the user from using the self cleaning feature more than once in that time period.

I'm happy to tell you that the self cleaning feature is still working because momma turned on that feature this morning before she went to work, so the oven is now free of grease and no longers bellows smoke.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose


Do not attempt this

August 9th 2009 6:26 pm
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Momma and daddy have been cleaning the house for several days because the youngest human daughter (she is 28) was coming home for a visit and was bring a girl friend with her. So the humans have been mopping, scrubbing and waxing.

Momma decided that she was going to have daddy cook carne asada out on the BBQ grill so this morning she told daddy that he had to clean off the grill. She also told daddy that she had read that a good place to clean the grills is in the kitchen self cleaning oven. Well that seemed like a really good idea because then the oven could do all the work and that would save the humans some elbow grease.

Let me be the one to inform you DO NOT DO THAT - why you ask?

The oven started bellowing smoke from all the grease on the grill. Smoke was pouring out of the oven vents and the door.

Momma - I don't know about sure is getting smoky in here.

Daddy - It's fine, it will stop pretty soon.

Momma - Do you think my oven is on fire?

Daddy - No

Momma - Cough, cough...My eyes are burning, cough, cough.

Daddy - Let it run for a few more minutes.

Momma - I can't breath...

Daddy goes outside and momma stays in the kitchen looking through the glass door on the oven to see if it was on fire.

All of a sudden it seemed like every smoke detector in our tiny house was hollering.

Momma - OMG - fan some of the smoke out.

Daddy - Turn the oven off.

Momma - I can't it will ruin the compute in the oven.

Daddy - Turn the oven off!!!

Momma - Okay - momma turns off the oven.

While the alarms continued to sound, daddy got the big fan and was holding it up towards one of smoke detector and momma was fanning two others with a paper to dispell the smoke.

Momma - Please get the alarms to stop alarming.

Daddy - I'm trying.

In the meanwhile, Puff and I were running around asking the humans to please make that terrible noise stop. Simba and Bay-Ling were no place to be found. After what seemed like hours but was only about 10 minutes, if even that, the alarms finally stopped and the smoke from the oven get less and less.

Momma - well maybe it wasn't a good idea to try to clean the greasy grills in the oven.

Daddy - You think?

Momma - It sure did make a mess in my oven. I'm going to have to clean it tonight.

Daddy - You're kidding right? You're not going to run the self cleaning feature tonight are you?

Momma - Well it has to be cleaned before we can use it again because of all the splattered grease in there.

Daddy - groans and walks away.

Don't worry pup pals, the fire department is only three blocks away and I have their phone number handy - BOL

Coco Rose


Saturday afternoon

August 8th 2009 9:00 pm
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It's been really hot here. When momma got home from shopping today, she wanted to lay down on the big bed because there is a really nice ceiling fan that cools off the bedroom and we have french doors that open up into the back yard so if there is any breeze it helps to cool down that room.

After the humans ate lunch, momma asked daddy if he wanted to go into the bedroom and watch a movie. Of course Puff and I went running into the big bedroom and asked to be let up on the bed.

Momma picked us up and told us we had to be good and DON"T PEE ON THE BED!!!!

Puff and I played and then we took a nap while the humans watched a movie.

I'm happy to report that there were no accidents on the bed.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose



August 5th 2009 9:31 pm
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I am deeply saddened by the report of an Ohio Petland employee who bragged about drowning two rabbits on her Facebook entry. The young woman even posed with the two wet and very dead rabbits for a picture. I'd like to ask the young women in the picture why she felt this were something that was okay to do. Would she like to be held in a swimming pool until she could no longer breathe? I suspect not.

Crying tears for the dead bunnies,

Coco Rose


Joint relief

August 1st 2009 8:44 pm
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I like to lay on the daybed and watch TV. I've noticed a commercial about some liquid that the humans can get to spray in the water bowl for dogs and cats that are having joint problems which is supposed to help them feel and walk better. I'm thinking about ordering a case of it for my momma - BOL

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose


Friday night

July 31st 2009 8:29 pm
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Nothing too much going on at my house tonight. It's finally cooling down some which is really nice. I'm hoping momma will let me go visit with my bunny sister Arleenton this weekend because she is probably lonely now that she is all alone. I think now that it is cooler, a nice lively game of tag will cheer her up some.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose


Sad truth

July 30th 2009 9:08 pm
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There was an article in our local newspaper this week regarding the over crowed conditions that our local animal shelter is facing. When a pet is given up for adoption, after being evaluated by the staff, if the animal is deemed adoptable, it is placed in the display area and will remain there for four days. At the end of the four days, if the animal has not been adopted, placed in a secondary rescue facility or foster care, then the animal is put to death. FOUR DAYS!!!!!

Being cute is not a guarantee that your relinquished pet will be adopted because when the dog is locked up in a strange environment, it is scared. Many dogs can not easily adjust to “life in the pound” and will cower in the corner, show signs of aggression, cry, soil themselves and snap of prospective adoptive parents. The majority of these animals will be passed by and there will be no happy endings for them.

The best thing we can all do to resolve this is to have our pets spayed or neutered.

Coco Rose


Survey of Randomness

July 27th 2009 8:16 pm
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This is for our pals Dylan and Tiberius:

Our pal Dylan posted this thread. I thought I would post it in my diary - and anyone who wants should copy and paste it in YOUR Diary as well- then fill in your answers instead of ours.!! We would love to read this stuff in our pal's Diaries - so FETCH IT and DO IT!!

How old was your typist when they got their first dog? Misty was my moms first dog and momma was in her late 20s.

Has your typist ever been bitten by another dog? If so, how many times? Yes - Friends dog bit mom twice in one night once on the nose and the other time on her lip- momma and her firend were trying to give the dog a much needed bath but the dog had other ideas.

Spaghetti - with or without meatballs? The more meatballs the better because then momma will share with me.

What is your typist’s favorite song right now? Elvis Preseley's Lay your head on my pillow.

How many dog parks do you have in your area? One about 15 miles. There was talk about opening another but that was before the terrible economic problems that have hit this area so it is kind of doubtful that it will happen anytime soom.

What was the last movie that your typist went to see? At the show- Harry Potter and the 1/2 blood prince. Neither momma or daddy enjoyed it.

Is animal shampoo tested on humans? Nope, only on animals until it is approved for use on humans.

How often do you get your teeth brushed? Once a year - we let the vet do it and then he complains about our teeth the rest of the year - BOL

Collar or harness? Pretty collar

Do fish get thirsty ? Of course not, they are in water.

Where is the last place your typist went to for vacation? My humans have not been on a vacation in many years. The last vacation was Las Vagas and the news was that Princess Diana had died in that terrible car crash, so it has to have been about 10 years ago.

PetSmart, Petco or _____? Either, although PetSmart has a bigger selection than Petco does. We have a nautral dog food store that is new and really close but they don't sell the food we eat.

Besides Dogster, what’s another one of your typist’s favorite web sites? Momma is addicted to Ebay but has to be carful about spending money on stuff. She bought a lot of carinval glass from various sellers on Ebay.

Have you ever caught a squirrel? No, I'm a lover.

Are you more of a sniffer or a licker? Do I have to choose? I sniff everything before I eat it and I also lick alot.

When’s the last time you were at the vet? Saturday and I still upset about the stuff they did to me!!!

How many packets of Kool-Aid would it take to fill the ocean? Is this a trick question?

Does your typist spend more than two hours a day on Dogster? On the days she don't have to work - Sometimes.

What’s the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box - Pete, Bingo, or Skip? There is a dog on the Cracker Jack box?

If you could meet any ‘famous’ dog past or present, who would it be?~ I would like to meet everyone of my dogster pup pals in person!!!


Willow tree

July 26th 2009 8:02 pm
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Momma planted a small willow tree in our back yard at the end of summer last year. It lost most of its leaves right after it was planted and momma was worried that the tree was not going to survive. Well it did!!! Puff, momma and I sat under the tree today and enjoyed the wind blowing the willow branches over us as we sat in its shade. Our tree has grown a lot over the one year that it has been here. When it was first planted the branches were not weeping as the tree was still too young. Now the branches touch the ground. Momma wanted to take some pictures of Puff and I under the tree but every time momma got up to go get the camera we followed her so no pictures - BOL.

Hugs and Kisses

Coco Rose

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