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08/19/13 Please pass the Charmin

August 19th 2013 7:52 pm
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I’ve been wondering why Charmin uses bears to advertise their toilet paper. Does anyone actually know a bear that cares about having a clean hinny? I on the other hand have been forced to use dirt which is very uncomfortable due to rocks, twigs, insect, thorns and other debris. Let me tell you accidentally sitting on a cactus while trying to clean the delicate hinny is not something I recommend.

Now that I’ve said this, would you please put down your cookies and pick up a pencil and write to Charmin and tell them that I should be the spokes person for their product. Make sure you mention that I have a really cute hinny – okay?

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:00 pm

Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:10 pm

That's a furrific idea, Coco!! Doggies are famous fur wiping our hineys, unlike bears! Pawsonally I prefer carpeting to the great outdoors, but I know all the hoomans would agree that Charmin would be a better alternative!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:17 pm

We'll be contacting Charmin on your behalf!

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:39 pm

I think the "bear" is a play on words, you know on "bare" bottoms.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 11:40 pm

BOL!! I couldn't be da spokespup - it takes da hose on full blast to clean up my hiney when it's dirty.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 6:26 am

BOL, Coco Rose! BOL, Whitley!

Coco Rose, I will be sending off a letter today to Charmin. I think you would be a pawsome spokesperson for that product.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 7:49 am

Yeah, Cottonelle gots it right, dey uses a pup fur da TP ads... Charmin should, too....

Whitley, maybe you could be da spokesdog for hose nozzles??? BOL!! (Momma sez I gots no room to talk, but hey, it happens more often to Whitley... she puts the "fuzz" in "fuzzbutt"....)
Barked by: JAKIE, FOREVER LOVED (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 11:00 am

MY Mom won't buy Charmin 'cause dey gotz a bear on der - but ya gotta think maybe dey don't wanna think dey is playing favorites if they put a Shih Tzu on de package instead of, say, a breed Mom doesn't have. They could have our Moms and Dads vote maybe or rotate doggies BOL
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 21st 2013 at 8:56 am

As usual, your argument is both logical and intelligent. You would make a great spokesdog for their product. Obviously, humans are in charge of marketing because a dog would have had enough sense to know that a dog would be a better spokesperson than a bear! I never ask a bear for his opinion unless it involves pic-a-nic baskets, and Yogi is the bear to go to for that information.
Barked by: Alexandria (Sweetest Angel) (Dogster Member)

August 21st 2013 at 5:22 pm

Coco, you should start a petition for Charmin doggies TP!! ( I use the carpet to) BOL!!


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