August 5th 2013 6:39 pm
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Daddy has finished doing all the flooring in the house. Momma thought that she would help him by working on the laundry room ceiling patch. It should have been a simple job: all momma had to do was take the can of texture and spray it where the patch was.
But we are talking about my momma and even the simplest jobs become bigger. With that being said, momma aimed and the spray texture went squirting out of the can and all over the laundry room. The brown door was splattered with white texture, as was the black water heater, cabinets, washing machine and tiles on the floor. Yup, ole momma made a big, big mess and to make matters worse daddy just happened to come into the laundry room right afterwards BOL,BOL. He looked at the door that he painted and then asked momma "what happened in here"? Momma told him that she had a "little disagreement with the spray texture". Daddy told momma she better get busy and clean it all up.
The simple five minute job took momma hours to clean up. She had to take a scrub brush to the door because the texturing stuff wouldn't come off. If that wasn't bad enough, she couldn't get the texture out of the grouting on the floors. The scrub brush didn't remove it so she got out the Demeral sander and sanded it out - BOL, BOL
Momma was sitting on the floor saying some words that I can't repeat here but I'm sure you can figure out whet she was saying.
Then today, momma was going to do some touch-up with that same spray can of texture stuff but apparently daddy has taken it and hid it someplace - BOL, BOL.
Oh the memories of spray splatter paint disasters. Mom has many words to go along with them as well. BOL.
Mr. Cutter's Word of the Day:
Those that hide the tools, must finish the job themselves!
Oooooops!!! It will probably be better to let daddy do the messy stuff. Pretty smart of your mommy!!
Was my momma helping your momma? This sounds exactly like her!