April 13th 2008 7:02 pm
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I have been very busy lately. I have been going to school every day, and I am running with the pack and efurrything. I think I might be the Alpha Dog now. I'm not sure. How can you tell? I am the only dog at You Lucky Dog who has their very own Folding Chair to sit on. And all the Girl Hoomins let me sit on their laps. I must be in charge. I am so busy at school that all I wanted to do today was sleep.
I have been strucken with a condition recently called "Sleep Eating". Basically what happens is when Jim leaves for work I am sleeping. He very quietly sneaks my water and food fur supper into my bowl so I can wake up later and eat. Then he goes to get his wallet and keys, and when he comes back the food is gone and I am walking back to my sleeping spot with my eyes closed and head down. The condition is so bad that I need a second supper later on in the day cuz I can't remember I ate the first one (because I was sleeping fur real). It is very serious and really real. I am not making this up.
The next thing I want to blog about is doorbells. Me and Jim were watching HG TV a few days ago. I heard a doorbell ring and I started barking my Ferocious Beast Bark. I couldn't imagine who would be at the door at that time. The Jim said "Only one problem, Carly, we don't have a doorbell." It was on TV. I have never had a doorbell since I came to live with Jim almost a year ago, so I must have had one before. Unless I am a genius and I just know about things I have never encountered before. That is more likely.
Now I have some very surprising news. The folks I used to live with never returned Jim's phone call to find out when my Birthday is. So we made one up. I chose a summer birthday, June 10th. You are all invited to my Birthday this year. I better go now. I am still planning my Cape Cod vacation, and now I have a birthday to plan for. I am also hiring a personal assistant, please send resumes to my pawmail. Must have own transportation, but House Training will be provided.
Love you! Love you! Love you! Carly Rosebud
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