Misty - Queen of all I survey.

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Dogster Diary of the Day

February 15th 2008 3:34 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Well bowl me over - I am a Dogster Diary of the Day pick. Can you believe it?

I think I will sit here all day long and just stare at myself. I can't wait for mom to get home and I can show her. She's going to be so proud of me.

I'm already rubbing it in my brother's face. I know he was picked before me - but do you really count HIS diary entry that is all about ME and how sick I was before I was going to surgery? I mean he was talking about Me - Misty!!

I hope I get a big fat Greenie tonight and get to sit on mom's lap the entire evening. Scooter can just lay on the blanket and bask in the glory of Misty - Queen of all I survey!!

Well until mom gets home - I'm off to remind Scooter how much better I am than him.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Scooter... Have I told you lately how great I am??

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Mornings are a wonderful thing..except if your human forgets- you are OUTSIDE

February 14th 2008 2:20 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Mornings are the best time of day. All the new sniffs from overnight that are out there. The air is crisp and refreshing. The birds are out chirping. The squirrels are hopping all over the fence. The dew is cool on my toes and wet to lick off the grass.

I do not however like that I got shut out this morning while mom took her shower (she actually likes the faucet to spit all over her - weird). I will bark. I will whine. When you let me in and apologize for leaving me out there, I will give you lip the entire time you are still at home. How could you mom? I was starting to think you had left the house and I would be out there all by myself all day. Thank the Dawg Lord you let me in.

Although you know Scooter will be taking the brunt of my anger today everytime I remember you FORGETTING me outside.

Sniff at ya later - like when I'm not mad anymore ~Misty~

 

Is it rude to call company the "Intruder"?

February 13th 2008 7:51 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

For some reason mom invited some big dog over and his human. Something about replacing the garbage disposal - at first I thought she was talking about me. Are you saying somthing mom?

This big ol' girl dog comes prancing in my house and I did what any wise Papillon would do. I hid behind my brother.

Scooter of course fell in love. He has a case of the "Big Dog Syndrome" meaning he wants to be one. So everytime the thickskull sees one he goes into swoonville over the Big Dog. He plays Pattycake and Duck, Duck, Goose, and Wagga Tail like nobodies business. I can hardly stand watching the fool turn himself inside out like he does.

Sasha, a.k.a. the Big Dog, walked right over to my chewstick and proceeded to eat the whole thing. In like 10 minutes. I had to sit there and watch the entire thing and I was not happy. Mom had to have known since I reminded her every minute or so.

One funny thing is that Sasha ran outside with us and we chased Lucy. I have never seen a dog so tall they could look OVER the fence. The trouble I would be in if I could do that.

The house is all ours now, but the garbage thingy still needs some work. Something about bringing it up to code. I think that is human speak for Standard.

Fill you in tomorrow on what goes on.

Sniff at ya later~Misty~

 

Finally Mom figured it out...

February 12th 2008 8:40 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Don't know if you have noticed, but mom finally listened to and our websites have been updated. And mom is quite proud of herself (ummm, me really) and thinks she has conquered the 90's for computer knowledge.

Mom...I'm not sure I know what you mean by the 90's...

So after much pawing she listened to my wuffin and has figured out....How To Change The Diary Title That Goes With Our Pictures...

I know - you can't always teach an old human a new trick.

But I did.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

PS. Soon we'll learn her on how to change the background color on our text portion of the website. So if anypup can send us some info....I'll sneak it into her training.

 

Queen of all I survey!!

February 12th 2008 6:57 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Westminster is on tonight. Toy Group and the BIS. I love sitting at mom's feet as she drools over the beautiful dogs going by. She has such wufferful things to say about (almost) every dog breed out there.

Scooter loves when the big dogs walk by on the tv. He watches and watches.

Mom is cooking dinner and I have to head back to watch for snacks on the floor.

Plus I have to be there to remind mom that I am way cuter than the dogs on tv.

I am after all - Queen of all I survey~~

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Snork ~ not only did he pee on his own leg....

February 12th 2008 6:45 pm
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Hey everypup~Misty here~

Not only did Scooter pee on his own leg - and I mean yellow tinged leg feathers - but BOL he then stepped in somebodies "business" I had been sniffing. He stepped in it and then STOOD there like it wasn't all ooozing up in his toes.

He got another bath when we got home. Mom said no matter how far we walked she just couldn't not wash off his furrness.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

Gotta go check in on Westminster - we're up tonight!!

 

He is such an embarassment

February 10th 2008 9:05 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

So mom gives us a bath and after we are finally mostly dry - thank you to the blustery day we had, she looks at us and says let's go. Do you know what that means? Oh yea - dog leashes out and we are going for a WALK. Who would have thought?

Off we go and we're doing so very well. Then the thick skulled one pees on his own front leg - and I mean soaked in yellow pee. Mom was looking at him like he was such a little puppy you couldn't take anywhere. All this after the bath - doesn't the silly boy know this means a sprucing up later?

Later while sniffing the leavings of other dogs that have walked the path before us - the dummy stepped right in -you-know-what- and stood there. I had to run right up in his face and push him off the mess. He deserves the bath he has coming to make him doggy fresh again. I mean really - what pup wants to sleep next to stinky dog on nice clean bed?

Off to find a new brother

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Blustery Sunday

February 10th 2008 12:16 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

It is very windy outside today. I love the wind because it brings so many good sniffs into the yard that aren't usually there. They come from far down the hill blowing up towards us riding on the pine boughs from tree to tree. I stand on the bench and sniff. I smell good things. I sniff again.

The wind blows my tail back and my ears are flat against my neck. It picks up my hair and swirls it around and I can feel all those wonderful smells surrounding me. I catch a good one and turn to follow it.

Arrggggghhhhhhhh

My tail flips the other way. My pantaloons fly the wrong way. My ears stretch forward. My long beautiful coat blows the wrong way. I fluff up from the wind.

Whip back around and I can smell the goods smells again. Much better. So many sniffs from so far away. All with their own story to tell. I can sniff all day.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Collar's are off - that means BATH day - run for cover!!

February 10th 2008 12:03 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

I have bad news to report. I smell like wet dog - peeeuuuuuuwwww.

Here's how it all started. I'll spare the most gruesome details in order save everypup from the horrid graphics.

The blanket monster game was so much fun. I love when mom tries to wrap me up in the blankets and I get to attack the monster that is trying to get me. Scooter just doesn't get this, but who am I to share in all the fun? After a rousing bout of blanket monster - schwooop, off come the sheets. This is fun too because the bedspread gets to stay on the bed in a huge pile and me and Scoots get to burrow in and get snuggly. Just the thing to do after the morning constitut.. uh constitution.. uh the visit to the backyard. Yes those are the exact words I was looking for.

Then there is mom standing in the doorway wanting to know who the first "vicitim" will be. Some kind of weird language I'd never heard before, I'll try and repeat it and if I offend anypup - I sure am sorry. Something like "Einie, Meanie, Minie, Moe", but I could be wrong. Whatever it really translates into - I'll tell you what I saw.

Scoots got a belly scratch and his collar was taken off. Oh no - I know what this means!! The faucet is going to spit all over us and we will be rubbed w/ smelly stuff and be wet and smelly. Scoots - being the dog of very thick skull (normally this means stubborn - for him it means less room for the brain) doesn't remember what he's in for. I try to warn him by avoiding eye contact with mom and staring straight at him willing him to run like the wind. Sadly he did not get the message.

Knowing what is next I go into invisible mode hoping mom's super eyesight powers will be off today and I can avoid the indignity. Unfortunately she sees through my sheild of invisibility and I'm the next, oh what did she call it, victim!!

Let me just tell you that standing in the kitchen sink with the faucet spitting all over you is not the sort of thing a Papillon should have to endure even once in their happy Pappy lives!!

The water is wet.
The soap is clean.
The scratches are only there for cleaning - not scratching.
The tail is skinny.
The hair is flat.
The dog is not happy - look at the ears for dog's sake!
The towel rub is humiliating.
The shake out is Aaalllllways too soon for mom.

The only way to get even is to rub our wet fur all over the carpet hoping to capture some of the old dog smell to build the new smell base on.

And when mom's not looking - run for the bed and roll on it to get it as wet and clean wet dog smelly. BOL.

Off to hang in front of the heater. Mom cranks it when we are wet!! And I think I just saw mom dump some warm clothes from the dryer on the bed...might need to check that out for stinkifying.

Sniff at ya later~Misty~

 

Love the Dog Park

February 8th 2008 11:13 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

We loove our puppy walks at the dog park. Mom always knows when we have been because we are so dog tired and Pappy Happy. I really don't even have the gumpton to worry about the "kiss the kitty" and I mostly do.

So anysniffs~ Misty out (Mom has something called "hiccups)

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Sounds horrible - but she says we will recover so we might check back in...

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 
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