January 22nd 2013 8:49 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~
First off, thank you Coco Rose for the giant Golden SNACK Bone as a gift. This allows me to segue into this topic for tonight.
Mr. Cutter is a SNACK™ pig!! Not only does he con Mom into multiple extra SNACKS™ because he doesn't bother to taste them at all, just inhales them. He then proceeds to stare at me and my SNACK™. I know the whole house jumps up to the spot I vacated (well except for Mom and Lucy Kitteh) in hopes of crumbs or an entire left over SNACK™. I consider that "used food" so fine they can have it.
However!! Staring at me, sidling up next to me, trying to be my "furiend"; and finally, I am on to the false bark to "something" outside.
If I want to hang out with my SNACK™, I don't need the additional pressure of all the other dogs "sharking" around waiting me to spit out crumbs (chum) or be lured away from my SNACK™ (live bait).
This staring at me and creeping closer and stalking me has to stop. I am going to formally file a complaint to the SnackPatrolBoard.org™ (non-profit) or the SPB™ for short. They need to know about this bullying and badgering.
Don't stand for fursiblings intimidation. Report bullying, abuse and outright stealing of SNACKS™ immediately.
Thanks for standing up for all dog snacking rights!
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
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I like playing with my SNACKS first, but having Finley around makes me eat it quicker.
Any pup or person staring at my snack makes me nervous... and growly......
Hey, I gotta bark up for Mr. Cutter. If I weren't the SNACK™ Pig 'round here, we'd never get no cookies.
Axfurly, I am more like a SNACK Shark. The guys gotta eat FAST.