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Cutter is a SNACK™ Pig!

January 22nd 2013 8:49 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

First off, thank you Coco Rose for the giant Golden SNACK Bone as a gift. This allows me to segue into this topic for tonight.

Mr. Cutter is a SNACK™ pig!! Not only does he con Mom into multiple extra SNACKS™ because he doesn't bother to taste them at all, just inhales them. He then proceeds to stare at me and my SNACK™. I know the whole house jumps up to the spot I vacated (well except for Mom and Lucy Kitteh) in hopes of crumbs or an entire left over SNACK™. I consider that "used food" so fine they can have it.

However!! Staring at me, sidling up next to me, trying to be my "furiend"; and finally, I am on to the false bark to "something" outside.

If I want to hang out with my SNACK™, I don't need the additional pressure of all the other dogs "sharking" around waiting me to spit out crumbs (chum) or be lured away from my SNACK™ (live bait).

This staring at me and creeping closer and stalking me has to stop. I am going to formally file a complaint to the SnackPatrolBoard.org™ (non-profit) or the SPB™ for short. They need to know about this bullying and badgering.

Don't stand for fursiblings intimidation. Report bullying, abuse and outright stealing of SNACKS™ immediately.

Thanks for standing up for all dog snacking rights!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 
 

Leave A Comment | 3 people already have

Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 23rd 2013 at 9:20 am

I like playing with my SNACKS first, but having Finley around makes me eat it quicker.
Barked by: ♨ Finley ♔ (Dogster Member)

January 23rd 2013 at 10:42 am

Any pup or person staring at my snack makes me nervous... and growly......
Barked by: Cathey U

January 23rd 2013 at 11:49 am

Hey, I gotta bark up for Mr. Cutter. If I weren't the SNACK™ Pig 'round here, we'd never get no cookies.
Axfurly, I am more like a SNACK Shark. The guys gotta eat FAST.


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