November 4th 2011 4:48 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~
Tonight when I went outside on the pretense of chasing an EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL I took my own sweet time coming back to the house. Usually I am a get er done kind of man and am back in the house in my barkalounger pretty darn quick.
Tonight I was out in the yard all by myself, Mom just let me out to bark at EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS, almost decapitating Cutter with the door. Don't worry, he didn't even yelp and survived.
Everything smelled so good I took my nose around the whole yard and let it have good whiff of Fall. Every once in a while I'd decide to give Cutter something to find and lifted my leg on a few things.
I even tried to fool Mom by hiding in the tall grasses on the path and staying still as E.T. in the closet with the stuffed animals. Every time she'd look away I'd bark. She'd look back and I'd do my E.T. impression. I'd like to think she didn't catch on, but she did laugh every time I struck my pose.
At one point I multi tasked by peeing on the garden sign AND barking at the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL in the cedar tree. I can't say my aim was spot on, but I managed to stay upright and keep my eyes on those tree rats.
I took the long way around the garden path and then wandered through the garden. Hi Dahlias. Hi Roses. Hi Daisy. Hi Rosemary. Hi Rhoda(dendron).
I had my mind set up to head back inside and had my I'm done with my business trot going on when what does my nose smell? Dead bird!!! Right there under the Magnolia tree. What's a pup to do but stop, drop, roll and sniff! Mom says I was lucky I just did that on the loose feathers because if I'd have rubbed the headless bird on my body I'd have been headed for the bathtub.
Now I'm back on the couch watching the tree line for Crows and Squirrels. I'll be the first to let you know if I see either of them.
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
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I pee and bark at the same time a lot - momma thinks it is real funny!
There is nothing like the smell of dead bird...it smells like victory! That is a line from the movie, Apocobird Now.
Bark those tree ratz good fer me, Scooter-- those thangs annoy me sumthin' fierce!!