Chief Executive - Scooter Squarepants.

Occupy The Couch 2011.

October 20th 2011 10:04 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

It has come to my attention there is a movement (not that kind) lately and Seattle has it's own little version. After half paying attention to a news broadcast (fell asleep, yawn)I have come to the conclusion that we dogs can apply some of this, so over the weekend we started the Occupy The Couch movement (again not that kind).

First off, we might need to switch the name to Pawcupy The Couch to avoid confusion with the human version.

This house has the feel of a monarchy - Queen Misty aside - we're talking how Mom makes all the rules, and they seem to benefit her all the time.

In other words, this house would be ruled by the dogs not the people if we put it to a democratic vote. Mom says that would just be "the tail wagging the dog" to which we say, bahrrroooo? Do you see why she should be removed from office?

Go Green! All business will now be done outside. Trees to the left for the boys, brown circles on the grass for the girls.

Equal Meatz! for all, no more kibble.

Health care for all, no more exclusive Dr. visits, go to the V-E-T like we do.

Tea Pawty got it all wrong. They need to call it a Pee Pawty and more would show up. CWAZY times would happen then.

"Joe" the Average Working Dog is still sleeping in his dog bed, still not working. Then again he turned out to be a Hound dog so had been applying for all the wrong jobs.

So we're not moving from this couch until the wealth of SNACKS is spread out among all. Make all the working humans pay for the 100% of all our dog demands.

We're not moving from this couch until - OH!!! SQUIRREL!!!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

PS - feel free to sign my petition below. Addendum can be made to the above suggestions.

 
 

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Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 20th 2011 at 11:18 pm

I likes to occupy the couch too-- it's comfy!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2011 at 12:40 am

BOL BOL! I'm all for pawcuppying the couch - and the bed! I agree with equal foods sharing - no special meatz for mommas while I'm sposed to eat kibble!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 21st 2011 at 4:26 am

I am loving the sound of this!
Barked by: Katie L

November 4th 2011 at 7:55 am

In solidarity, we shall now have Occupy the Couch, Cincinnati. On the news it is constantly noted that the Occupy Wall Street crowd does not bathe, and is quite stinky.
1. I'd love to get to Wall Street and get some might fine sniffing of the protestors. Although I do fear that after a probing by my cold wet nose, some of them may wish to go home; realizing how stinky they must be.
2. We should demand the same concessions as the Occupy Wall Street Groups -- No BATHS for the Occupy the Couch crowd.


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