October 13th 2011 3:39 pm
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It is still over a year until the next presidential election, and yet the news, if not about the dismal economy, is all about those hoping to one of the nominees. I find that I myself have my own opinions, but must keep many of them to myself.
I have been busy formulating my own Economic Plan, however, the Pennie Economic Plan. It is all about dogs, a "Dog, Dog, Dog," plan, so to bark.
My Health Care Plan is of course based upon Exercise, with one or more dogs, and Compression Therapy. For those unaware of the tenets of Compression Therapy: A dog lays upon, or near the human victim, I mean patient, and the warmth of the dog stimulates the patient's circulation. In the meantime, the Dog's Naturally Humidified Healing Vapors, from Both Ends of the Dog, stimulate the cleansing of the nasal and lung passages.
Energy Plan: Dogs, even small dogs, put off a tremendous amount of DTUs, or Dog Thermal Units. Having one or more dogs in a home naturally saves on the home heating bills, especially if at least one dog sleeps in bed at night per human. For warmer climates, dog hair is naturally insulating, and the shed hair can be added to the walls, ceilings, floor, and most of all the attic, to trap the cooler air inside the home, lower the cost of air conditioning, through naturally produced, non-toxic insulation.
Monetary/Community Revival: Naturally a home with more dogs is more family friendly, and the occupants will want to engage in money-saving activities that center around the life of the dog. This will encourage people to save more money, bringing families back together for family meals (which will also help the Obesity Epidemic due to eating out too much.) This will also lead to Community Revival, as Singles, Families, and Retirees, all exercising their dogs, naturally get to know each other, and communicate to share their resources as they do so.
I shall continue to work on my PEP, but now I need to nap upon my new CHILL Pad, which arrived today in the mail!
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You have my vote, candidate Pennie! Will Sophie be your running mate?
BOL! You's got Mommy's vote!