~~ * YAH ! MON ! * ~~ WE'RE BACK !

WHEW ! It sure is GOOD to be back on Dogster ! I missed all you Sweet Paw Pals ! TOO ! My mommy is really tired & she said something about being a bit " SHIP LEGGED " ! TOO ! She is having trouble learning to walk on Dry Land ! AGAIN ! BOL ! I'm going to lick her to sleep and Snuggle with her all day 'cause she REALLY ! REALLY ! MISSED ME A LOT ! later, Mojo
~~ * THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ! * ~~

* MOMMY'S GO ' N TO JAMAICA *

WELL ! Its a BEAUTIFUL & COOL day ! The Sun is shining and Sierra & I have been playing outside & running in the leaves * Mommy has been packing to go on her CRUISE this Friday & we have been making sure she doesn't forget to post her List about Sierra & Me on the ice box for Daddy to go by while she's gone * Daddy is going to be Baby - Chi - Sitting us for mommy * Daddy is on Vacation TOO ! He's been sick with the flu and is just going to be LAZY with Me & Sierra * We will not be on Dogster till mommy gets home and that will be 'bout the 12 th. of Jan.* I will miss BARKING to ALL you Sweet Paws, BUT ! I will be back before you no it ! Keep our Daddy in your Paw Prayers 'cause he's SURE going to need them ! BOL ! later, Mojo
~~~~~~~ * SEE ALL OF YOU SWEET PAWS IN TWO WEEKS ! * ~~~~~~~

* CRAZY TEXAS WEATHER *

WOW !
Lasterday we set a Weather Record of ' 82 for this Month in Texas ! It is ' 70 this morn'n ! GOSH ! Mommy is wearing shorts & I'm hoping we can go SWIMMING soon, if this weather holds up ! I thought it was WINTER the other day ! At least it was COLD for SANTA * This TEXAS Weather keeps me SO CONFUSED ! I never no what to wear * Do I get to go NAKID today OR do I put on my COAT ! HECK ! You never no if your going to have to go out to potty in HEAT or ICE ! I just wait at the door & feel the draft when mommy opens it * If its WARM then I go right out * If its COLD I just look at mommy and say NO WAY TODAY ! Guess I will eat Barkfast & dig up Sierra's toys in her New Bed she got for Christmas * I have my New Bed dug up REAL GOOD * I need to add some FLUFF to Sierra's New Bed while she's asleep in mommy's bed * She'll like it when she wakes up & maybe she'll LICK my ears for doing that for her * Ya ' Reckon ! later, Mojo

* MERRY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS ! *

WOW ! SANTA brought me lots of Toys, Treats & a NEW BED ! TOO !
I got ' ta go play with my toys & dig me up a nap in my NEW BED ! I hope ALL you SWEET PAWS had a very MERRY CHRISTMAS ! later, Mojo

* FREEZE ' N MY 'LIL TAIL IN TEXAS ! *

BRRRRRRRRRR !! It is VERY COLD in TEXAS TODAY ! It got down to '18 last night ! GOSH ! I don't think I have EVER felt it so COLD ! I haven't got anymore ICE ! YET ! BUT, They say RAIN is coming for this weekend & I just HOPE it isn't going to turn into ICE ! AGAIN ! * It is going to warm up tomorrow & be near ' 61 Christmas Day ! YEP ! That's TEXAS WEATHER ! Mommy has Christmas Songs playing & we are wrapping up the last of the Christmas Gifts * I sure hope Santa doesn't get STUCK in all the SNOW everywhere else in the States * I really wish I could have a WHITE CHRISTMAS ! O ! WELL ! it ain't CHRISTMAS ! YET ! Ya ' no ! How TEXAS WEATHER IS ! I might get some SNOW ! YET ! later, Mojo

* ICE IS COMING AGAIN ! *

WOW ! Here it comes AGAIN ! I'm sure WISHING IT WOOD SNOW ! I don't like ICE ! THAT STUFF IS TOOOOOO TRICKY ! Gosh ! I have to help mommy finish wrapping Christmas Gifts tonight ! We have a LOT of work to do ! Mommy just can't seem to think about anything but her Cruise coming up next month & she is getting SO - oooooooooo BEHIND on my Diary ! TOO ! GOSH ! DARN ! I will be so glad when she gets it out of her SYSTEM ! Maybe when she gets back home , she will be THINKING MORE CLEARLY ! YA ' THINK ! DUH ! Got 'ta go hide BOWS ! later, Mojo

* I GOT ICE ! *

OMD ! I went out to do my duties this morn'n & there was ICE EVERYWHERE ! I got 3 inches of ICE at my house ! It looks like we live at the ARTTIC ! WELL ! I don't have to tell all of you that going out to POTTY was NOT an OPTION ! I just done the PAD THINGIE & was done with it ! NO WAY ! Was I going out there on that SLICK STUFF ! Been there & done that ! And WON'T do it AGAIN ! Sierra BAILED OFF the porch like a ROCKET & SLID on the ice like a PENGUIN ! THEN ! She stopped & looked at me as if to say, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO OUR YARD ? WELL ! its a TRIP when you EXPERIENCE ICE for the first time in your 'lil Life ! NOW ! She nose why I'm not wearing the ICE ' CYCLES and she is ! BOL ! I just stayed on the rug on the porch with mommy and watched her EXPERIENCE THE MOMENT * THEN ! all of a SUDDEN , HOOT ! HOOT ! HOOT ! There was MR. BIG HOOT OWL ! GOSH ! HE WAS BIG ! TOO ! And he had a BUDDY with him and he was BIG ! TOO ! They just sat high up in the tree & HOOTED OUT LOUD ! It was really fun to hear them they just HOOTED back & forth at each other and one was HOOTING real LOW & the other one was HOOTING real HIGH * It sounded like they were singing to each other , BUT ! as soon as Sierra heard them she started to BARK and Mommy made us come back inside 'cause she said those BIG OWLS could fly down an catch us & fly away with us, FAR ! FAR ! AWAY from her ! WOW ! I don't want Mr. Big OWL to catch us ! I don't think I like Mr. BIG OWL ! later, Mojo

* A WINTER WEATHER ALERT *

OMD ! Its SLEETING at my house today ! The wind is blowing & its COLD & SLIPPERY ! TOO ! I RAN outside to do my duties, BUT ! I just can't get EVERYTHING I need to do done wearing my sweater * I just can't seem to find the right POSTURE to get in * I feel like I'm in a SACK with a hole in it ! I just back up to a HIGH PILE of leaves & do my Duty , That way the wind is blocked from me & my TAIL isn't so EXPOSED to the COLD BREATH OF the NORTH AIR ! GOSH ! Is that stuff COLD ! Got ' ta go Potty AGAIN ! While mommy can get on & off the porch ! later, Mojo

* ITS ALL ABOUT HOUSEWORK *

Well ! I got the duties out of the way early this morn'n * It wasn't as cold this morn'n as it was lasterday morn'n * Right after Barkfast I heard Daddy BANGING with a HAMMER ! Then mommy turns on that FLOOR SUCKER ! GOSH ! DANG ! Can't a CHI get a nap around here ! Mommy had the floor rugs going in the HUGE Bath Tub ! Daddy had tools in each hand & Sierra headed under the bed ! What tha HECK is going ON ! Mommy said she was so sorry for all the noise, but she had to do some housework before she goes on her Cruise * WELL ! DING ! DONG ! DANG IT ! Can't it WAIT ! At least till after my NAP ! GOSH ! ALMIGHTY ! What tha HECK ! Is Daddy doing with all those TOOLS ! Then I seen him go for the front DOOR ! BANG ! BANG ! NOW ! He said, That door won't stick on me anymore ! YEP ! Daddy ! You fixed it ! I never knew that door STUCK ! Me & Mommy go out of it just fine * Then Daddy said he had to go work on his Truck * GOSH ! I sure hope he doesn't use that HAMMER on his Truck like he did on Mommy's front door * I got ' ta go find Sierra ! later, Mojo

* BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! DAY ! *

GOSH ! Mr. WINTER came home in a BLAST ! And QUICK ! TOO ! One minute it was '70 & 4 hrs. later it was '36 with a wind of 25 mph right out of the NORTH ! BURRRRRRRRRRR ! Its COLD ! TMD ! I got COATS & SWEATERS ! Nothing is really going on today , got the duties done FAST ! And got back inside FAST ! TOO ! DANG ! Its COLD outside this morn'n ! Guess Me & Sierra will watch movies while mommy goes on a visit to a Neighbors house down the road from us * They are 'ol & mommy keeps a check on them in case they need something * She won't be gone long & then we will get a TREAT when she gets back 'cause we're GOOD CHI BABIES when mommy's not home * Got ' ta go chase Sierra around the house ! We haven't had our morn'n RUN AROUND ! later, Mojo