October 16th 2011 9:24 am
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During our bedtime play-in-the-yard-while-mom-repeats-the-word-potty-for-some-r eason time yesterday, I suddenly smelled possum! I did run across the yard right to where the possum was an I looked him in the eye an' said, "HELLO. YOU ARE IN MY YARD. GET OUTTA MY YARD. DO YOU TASTE GOOD?"
He appawrently took offense an started to hiss out personal remarks, not nice ones neither! No one talks 'bout my Mom like that!
That's when I started to yell at him, tellin him to leave my Mom outta it cuz she is not beyond eatin wild game for dinner! He started yellin stuff back at me, but Mom showed up at that point an said I hadda come in for bed. Phooey.
PHOOEY!!!! indeed,Mr. Buddy! Roasted Possum for Sunday Dinner would have been a delicacy.... A nice Fall apple in his mouth! I heard the tail is the best part........We don't have possums up here....Heard of Raccoons being roasted.......hugs,mazy
Foiled by da moms! I bet dat possum was so skeered!!