August 27th 2011 1:24 pm
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Mom went to a meeting today fur new teachers. She's gonna be a new teacher soon for jus a bit each week. She already said I can't come along. Not only is her kinda teachin NDA, but she said I was not a proper example of what goes right wif teachin. Hunhh?

Anyway, Mom came home lookin' pretty confusticated. She was talkin' bout rubber bricks, asses mints, an playerism. I thought it was the drugs she has been takin for her cold, but Lexie said those are real things that teachers hafta know bout. Who knew? Not me! I jus figured you got up in front of them all an said, "Do it like this," and when they din do it like that, you tol them they could not gradumacate. Why make it so hard?

Lexie says that sometimes those who can't do, they teach. She then said I should not teach. John Stine Beck an a pal (I dunno who John Stine Beck is) were out in the big ol' redwoods in Callyfornia an John Stine Beck had his dog wif (I dunno what kind of dog it was) an John Stine Beck's dog peed on one'a those big ol' redwood trees. John Stine Beck's pal asked John Stine Beck, "What's a dog to do after that?"

John Stine Beck said, "He can always teach."

Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2011 at 3:34 pm

Very Funny, Mr. Buddy! We know that Mr. John Stine Beck too...
Tell Momma we wish her nothing but the Best with this teaching job... We will be watching for updates. You and Lexie give your Momma a Break! She has been working really hard in school.... That means NO HOLE digging Buddy! Miss Lexie that means keep the Food stealing down to a couple times a week. Hugs and Kisses, Mazy and Gma Keda

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2011 at 4:41 pm

Wow, I didn't know your Momma was gonna be a teacher?! I thought she was a librarian?

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2011 at 6:02 pm

BOLBOLBOL :D
Pawsum nueses, Buddy!! Whut r yur Mom gonna teech??

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2011 at 6:56 pm

Mom is trained in the librarian world, but that means information stuffs too. So she is gonna teach real beginners how to turn on the 'puter an check their mail. Stuff like that. I think. I dunno. The 'conomy is rotting, so a librarian hasta take what a librarian can get. 'Cept not takin me to work wif her - such awful prioritizin'.

Barked by: Angus (Dogster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 6:00 pm

Buddy dis old guy, John Stine Beck, him had a poooodle nameded Charley. Day went all ober da world...well maybe not dat far...dis John guy wroted a book bout it. I were bornded where dis Charley dude went on dis road trip. Wow, magine dat, goin on a road trip sniffin all da good sniffs!!! Be good to your momma Buddy cause if you not, you wont get no treats!!!

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 6:50 pm

Angus! Did you get to pee on a redwood?! Can you teach now?!!!

Barked by: Angus (Dogster Member)

September 3rd 2011 at 12:59 pm

Buddy I don't member if I peed on a redwood or not. I was a baby den. I fink I peed on Carmel Beach but I not real sure. I fink peein on a redwood might be da same as any 'ol tree dou. I pretty sure I peed at a Grand Canyon and in dis place called Texas.

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

September 3rd 2011 at 10:00 pm

You really get around Angus!