May 22nd 2011 10:03 pm
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It is thunderin', lightnin', an' rainin' outside right now*. I hate it. I have my thundershirt on an' I think it is helpin' a bit, but I still don like the TLR. I don even like typin' it, so I am jus gonna call it TLR.
Mom did her gradumashun today wif that long robe thingy an' the funny hat. I din know what that was 'bout, but Lexie tol me Mom went to school for a long time an' now she was gonna get like a Frosty Paws or somethin' for all her work. I din see no Frosty Paws no where, but she came home wif a special folder that had nothin' even in it! What's up wif that?
Lexie said it was for to hold Mom's die ploma. Why din they jus give her the 'ploma thing wif the holder thing? Lexie said they will put it in the mail. The check is in the mail. The 'ploma is in the mail. We've all heard this before. I think. I dunno. I'd rather have some Frosty Paws.
I agree on the Frosty Paws. You should get some to cellebrate the empty folder.
I don' unnerstans why yer mama get a em'ty fo'der, den dey send da 'ploma later. Dinnit da school know she was graduatin dis day?
I say you should gets sumpin wif da em'ty fo'der. A frosty paw would be good.
CONDOGULATIONS BUDDY MAMA!!!
Fwosty Paws, at weast!! I wood hold out fur MEATZ™, bud dat r jus' me, ob corse :D
Congwatumatashuns tu yur Mom, Buddy!! I fink hur needs a nice, fick, juicy Porderhowse fur cewebwate :D
Holy Cows!!! Folders are FUN! Bacon don't knowed what you do with them! But I BETS THEY ARE SOOOPER FUN! Your Mama are SMART, huh? Does she have BIG GIGANTICK HEAD? You know what, Buddy? Mama told me if you REALLY WANNA get choor Mama speshull prezzy, chew up her shoesies!!! SHOESIE SHOPPING ARE YOUR MAMA'S MOST FAVORITE THING, right? So you do her favors by giving her opportunamahtease to shop for new shoes! YAY!!!
Evfurrybody happy for Buddy's Mama!!! (zooom, zooom, zooooom!)
Me and Momma say "Congratulations, Mrs Buddy and Lexie!!"
Mom says thanks. I say please send Frosty Paws™!