March 15th 2011 10:39 pm
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Jus call me the valet!
I did unpack Mom's suitcase today for her. I took out her homework and unzipped all the little pockets. Well, okay, some of them was hard to unzip so I just tugged hard and got them to open wifout messin' up the zippers. That was nice'a me. Then I found some licorice whips. They din taste so good. I tried one and it was kinda crunchy inside so I left it alone after bitin' it in half.
Well, Mom came home and boy, was she surprised at all the work I did!
Then she got mad.
I know - right? I couldn't belief it either! She yelled at me, really loud! She even called me a son of a bitch! I was like, yeah, my mom was a bitch. Why are you tellin' me that? I don get the humans sometimes.
Mom said that I was not supposed to go in her computer bag. I was not supposed to rip up her folders and taste her homework. I was not supposed to snack on her USB cord. I was not supposed to mess wif her zippers. Sheesh. What else can't I do, Mom??!!
Pack your bag and come to my house Buddy! This does not sound good!!!!!
I think Mom has forgiven me, HD, but leave some good marks outside your house, just in case I need to find you, k?