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Buddy's Beat


March 3rd 2011 5:13 am
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Oh but I did get in trouble today, and it's only 7 am!

Mom took her shower and when she was done, she went into her bedroom and shut the door. Somethin' 'bout me jumpin' all over her when she's nakkey and makin' scratches on her. I am jus lovin' on her! Phooey.

Lexie got to go into the bedroom and lie down on the big bed before the door was shut. She don jump so much.

So what's a pup to do, bein' locked outta the action? Go make some action of the pup's own!

Downstairs Mom had gotten her backpack out for to go to school and work. It smelled very interestin'. I sniffed it out and then worked on the zipper to see what that stuff was in there. It was a bag of dog food! Oh, boy! My lucky day!

So I set 'bout to eat me some second breakfast, like a hobbit, and was gettin' 'long jus fine when Mom came downstairs and started sayin' those magic words that only adults can say. And - get this Baron von Skeebo - I got a swat on the hiney! What's up wif that?! I was jus eatin' dog food!

Turns out it wasn't dog food. Mom said it was RAT FOOD! First child, who does live on her very own now, got a pet rat and Mom was goin' all into practicin'-for-grandchildren-on-kid's-pets mode and she got treats for this vermin. I know - right?!!! That is so crazy I can hardly stand for it! Rats are for huntin' down, capturin', killin' and eatin'!

Mom said no they are not all for that. This is a nice rat who grew up in a nice home an' a nice furmily, only he is kinda a refugee cuz his siblings were destined to be Tegu lunch. I gotta Google Tegu and see how they's so lucky to get rats bred jus for them for food. But appawrently this rat is special.

You let me at 'em an' I'll show you "special!" Now Mom's callin' me naughty and disrespectful of property an' uncorrigated. Phooey!

Barked by: Baron Von Skeebo (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 6:31 am

I agree with you Buddy,I thought the rats were for hunting down,killin and eatin em.I don't think your mommy should have swatted your hiney. It was an honest mistake. Pawrents!
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 7:57 am

I tol Mom if first child ever brings that rat into our house, I will make sure it never goes home! Meanin' that I will eat it, not keep it for a pet - BOL!

p.s. Rat food tastes kinda good. Go figure.
Barked by: Baron Von Skeebo (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 8:52 am

I don't blame ya one little bit Buddy. I'd eat that lil critter too. Grrr! Rats are nasty!!!
Barked by: Lexie (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 9:30 am

Buddy, I have to say that domesticated, hand-raised rats do make very nice pets. They are smart and faithful, though I bet they still taste really good. BOL!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 5:38 pm

Was the rat food really yummy Buddy?
Barked by: Baron Von Skeebo (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2011 at 7:25 pm

Buddy, my daddy said bring that rat here and my bubba,Rascal will teach that rat a thing or two. He will chase it and chase it until the rat dies from exhaustion! Rascal's a cat and he's big and fast.I wrestle with him.
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2011 at 7:36 am

This rat lives wif first child at her place, so he's lucky. First child knows she can't bring him here - BOL!
Barked by: Baron Von Skeebo (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2011 at 9:01 am

Yeah, that rat is lucky he doesn't live there. BOL! I would terrorize the rodent.
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2011 at 9:51 am

We schnauzers are good at "terrierizing" - BOL!


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