February 19th 2011 5:01 pm
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I have decided that I don much like polly tickin'.
Mom was outside today, pickin' up poo after all the snow melt we've had. The turds were all exposed everywhere, but the cold snap had frozen them back up. Mom said that's the best time to get out and get rid of 'em all. Said that was what polly tickin' was like right now in our state. S*** all over the place, but frozen for now. When things heat up it's gonna smell really bad.
Hunh? I dunno. I guess it's good to get our poo outta there. I can find the rabbit raisins more easily now. That's a good thing. Also we don walk in stuff and get it on our paws and then get yelled at for jumpin' on the couch or the bed. That's a good thing. I don slip up when chasin' squirrels neither. That's a good thing.
An' no one can do any votin' on Monday cuz it's Mom's birfday, which is a national hollyday, so those polly tickers in our state capitol can't make messes until Tuesday.
Hmmmm...I fot tickses wuz dose bad, bwood-suckin' bugses!?
Habby early birfday tu yur Mom!!! Yu an' Wexie gonna make hur a cake?? :D Sum pup or peepole needs du dat.
First child came over today. She is a baker, full-time, like real! She makes cakes and cookies and stuff for a local store. Mom went so far as to buy her a nice cake cookbook and she marked the page of the cake she wants. Lexie said that was not suttle. She's right. It was chocolate!
BOLBOLBOL!!! Kewl gig hur habs!!!
BOL, oh Buddy! You're just so sweet!!
Well, I did get a baff, so I guess I am pretty sweet . . . for now.