February 3rd 2011 6:20 pm
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I din know Mom was mad, but suddenly it looks like she don killed somebuddy in the the kitchen! There was blood and guts all over the place this morning after our breakfast. It smelled really really good, but Mom wouldn't let us near it. She made us stay out of the kitchen and she worked hard to clean up the evidence.
Only when all the red stuff was wiped up did she let us come in and have a look around. Lexie said it was only chili, but it really looked like some squirrels met their end in that room. Oh I wish I couldda been in there when she got 'em. How did she get 'em anyway? I been chasin' them for lots of times in our yard and I can't get 'em. She musta put out some squirrel poison for them and then when they fell over she bopped them on the head wif one of those heavy fryin' pans and then dragged 'em into the kitchen, all when I wasn't lookin', and butchered them bad. I mean bad, cuz she made a mess.
What is chili?
Do you think you oughta call the cops or sumfin? Or maybe the ASPCA? You might be next! :-O!
Chili is what it is like outside at your place right now.
Sure is chili outside, but it don smell the same. Hmmmmmm . . . .
Brrr...it sure is chili down here in the South too!
BOL!!! :o) Your momma must be a master squirrel killa!
OMD!!! Buddy, r hur givin' wessons???? Sign me up :D
Buddy, maybe them squirrels bit your Momma and THAT'S where all the red came from?!!? Maybe you should inspect her, just to make sure...you don't want her to have squirrel rabies or cooties...
Squirrel cooties! OMD! I can't have that! I am off to check all her 'pendages!
Buddy... maybe Momma was making squirrel soup for you and Lexie?????? If, not... maybe the bad storms is making Momma a little nutZ...like it is Gma????????? xoxxoxo mazy
OOO, squirrel guts! I need to go der and check dis out!
I heard of deer meat chilli, in fact I think we've had some of that at our house. But squirrel meat chilli! That's so cool, almost as delicious sounding as deer weenies.