Buddy's Beat

The Kitchen is a Crime Scene!

February 3rd 2011 6:20 pm
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I din know Mom was mad, but suddenly it looks like she don killed somebuddy in the the kitchen! There was blood and guts all over the place this morning after our breakfast. It smelled really really good, but Mom wouldn't let us near it. She made us stay out of the kitchen and she worked hard to clean up the evidence.

Only when all the red stuff was wiped up did she let us come in and have a look around. Lexie said it was only chili, but it really looked like some squirrels met their end in that room. Oh I wish I couldda been in there when she got 'em. How did she get 'em anyway? I been chasin' them for lots of times in our yard and I can't get 'em. She musta put out some squirrel poison for them and then when they fell over she bopped them on the head wif one of those heavy fryin' pans and then dragged 'em into the kitchen, all when I wasn't lookin', and butchered them bad. I mean bad, cuz she made a mess.

What is chili?

 
Barked by: Cathey U

February 3rd 2011 at 7:13 pm

Do you think you oughta call the cops or sumfin? Or maybe the ASPCA? You might be next! :-O!

Chili is what it is like outside at your place right now.
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2011 at 8:09 pm

Sure is chili outside, but it don smell the same. Hmmmmmm . . . .
Barked by: Jiffy (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2011 at 9:26 pm

Brrr...it sure is chili down here in the South too!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2011 at 5:36 am

BOL!!! :o) Your momma must be a master squirrel killa!
Barked by: Wendy G

February 4th 2011 at 11:10 am

OMD!!! Buddy, r hur givin' wessons???? Sign me up :D
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2011 at 1:35 pm

Buddy, maybe them squirrels bit your Momma and THAT'S where all the red came from?!!? Maybe you should inspect her, just to make sure...you don't want her to have squirrel rabies or cooties...
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2011 at 3:20 pm

Squirrel cooties! OMD! I can't have that! I am off to check all her 'pendages!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2011 at 4:23 pm

Buddy... maybe Momma was making squirrel soup for you and Lexie?????? If, not... maybe the bad storms is making Momma a little nutZ...like it is Gma????????? xoxxoxo mazy
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

February 5th 2011 at 11:28 am

OOO, squirrel guts! I need to go der and check dis out!
Barked by: Gretta (Dogster Member)

February 9th 2011 at 5:49 pm

I heard of deer meat chilli, in fact I think we've had some of that at our house. But squirrel meat chilli! That's so cool, almost as delicious sounding as deer weenies.

 

Buddy Grau


 

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