Buddy's Beat

Enough is Enough!

September 19th 2010 11:16 am
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If I hafta wake up one more day to the news that Lexie is a Dogster diary pick, I think I'm gonna hafta roll over and play dead! But then again, that would be givin' my sisfur exactally what she would like. I guess that's okay, huh? Maybe playin' dead ain't such a bad idea if it gets her to stop gloatin' in her accomplisherments. Besides, I have discovered that if you lie down in the yard and play dead, small animals and birds tend to sneak up on you and then you can suddenly jump up and almost get them! It is so excitin'! I can hold still like that for almost a half-a-second! If I practice, I might get up to a whole second or two. It's plans like that I hafta work on because I don have a sisfur who is willin' to help me wif the huntin'. Mom reminds me she is, after all, blind, but I am not sure if I believe that. She seems to find her food bowl jus fine.

 
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 11:49 am

Buddy??? Dint yu hab a stwing ob diawy pickses a while back?? I r jus' sayin'...
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 12:01 pm

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. But that was a long time ago and she din give me the courtesy a'playin' dead for me!
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 12:17 pm

Zaidie, it doesn't matter now! That was furever ago! Buddy, I has a hard time bein' still for more than a second, too. It's so hard!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 12:20 pm

Yu guyses r wite!! Dat wuz decadeses ago!! Gravy unner da bwidge!! I rote 'fore I finked it fru!!
Stay still?? WHUT R DAT???
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 12:38 pm

Are you meanin' to say that that is gravy runnin' under the bridge by our house? I never knew!!!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 19th 2010 at 4:19 pm

Yup!! If dem r headin' west, dem r beef an' if dem r headin' east, chiggen!!! Nod shur 'bout norf an' souf...
Barked by: Angel Zoom Smokey (Dogster Member)

September 20th 2010 at 6:09 am

I feel your pain. Demon Flash Bandit gets diary pick a lot, and it annoys me. Just because I seldom bother to write a diary entry is no excuse for HQ not choosing me.

 

Buddy Grau


 

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