September 19th 2010 11:16 am
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If I hafta wake up one more day to the news that Lexie is a Dogster diary pick, I think I'm gonna hafta roll over and play dead! But then again, that would be givin' my sisfur exactally what she would like. I guess that's okay, huh? Maybe playin' dead ain't such a bad idea if it gets her to stop gloatin' in her accomplisherments. Besides, I have discovered that if you lie down in the yard and play dead, small animals and birds tend to sneak up on you and then you can suddenly jump up and almost get them! It is so excitin'! I can hold still like that for almost a half-a-second! If I practice, I might get up to a whole second or two. It's plans like that I hafta work on because I don have a sisfur who is willin' to help me wif the huntin'. Mom reminds me she is, after all, blind, but I am not sure if I believe that. She seems to find her food bowl jus fine.