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Survival of the Schnauzers

August 17th 2010 6:49 pm
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Yesterday second child (age 112 in dog years) was home alone while Mom was at work. He let us outside in the back yard, remember the yard I always dig outta? That yard. Then he went in an' played around on the 'puter. Then he decided to leave, so he went out the front door. We heard him leave and we barked!

Mom got home a loooong time later and we greeted her out by the garage door after she put the van away. Mom came up to the house wif us and din even have to use her key to open the back door cuz it was wide open. How nice!

Then she went in and saw the computer on wif the music still playin' and the front door open. But where is second child? It was dinner time so Mom fed us and then a long time later (Lexie said past bedtime) second child came home and Mom musta tossed the end of some bread at him or somethin' cuz Lexie said second child caught heel. He tol Mom he had up and left around 1 and Mom din get home 'til 6 and a half! Mom was really mad. Lucky for us it was the coolest day we've had in lots and lots of days. I was okay cuz I drank out of the garden fountain that Mom always tells me not to drink outta. Good thing I don listen to Mom all the time.

Mom said that in retrospeck she was surprised that I was still in the yard after all those hours. I din tell her 'bout goin' all over town, tryin' to sniff out my sweet girlpup Gretta and then givin' up cuz I din find her and comin' back home and crawlin' back under the fence agin. Lexie said I din really do that, but she can't see anyway, so how would she know?

I think I cud be on that show Survivor cuz I survived all those hours in our yard wif only water to drink, grass to nibble, pears from our tree to eat and birds and squirrels to chase. It was a downright heroic act to stay alive all that time! I deserve a mettle! Lexie said she deserved the prize cuz she survived in the same yard as I was in for all that time. She's goofy.

Before bed Mom had her jammies on and she let us out one last time. Second child was playin' on the 'puter again and he said he would let us back in. Mom went up to bed. Lots of time later, Mom came back downstairs and let us back in. Second child suddenly jumped outta his chair and said oh he forgot!

Second child would be sleepin' in the doghouse, if we had a doghouse. I would like a doghouse, but this big one is pretty good, and the yard is really nice.

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 17th 2010 at 7:01 pm

Second child sounds like my daddy. He forgets to feed me sometimes, and if Momma don't call him, I'd starve to death!!! But then he gets mad that Momma calls to remind him!! Must be a man thing!
Barked by: Little Man Mickey (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2010 at 3:20 am

Oh my goodness....second child would be in so much trouble around here!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2010 at 7:58 am

Holy cow! You did good Buddy!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2010 at 8:11 am

I'm glad you survived.
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2010 at 8:57 am

It's ruff out there all day! BOL!! I woulda wuvved it! Glad you were safe. Them teenagers...woof!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2010 at 5:15 pm

OMD! SO gald you ALL survived! You were NOT Dognapped ! You were a good boy, Buddy! You didn't run off and leave Lexie by herself... Even if, somedays, she'd like to give you away...

I do love you both, Huggies and Kissies, Mazy

stop by my page and see my fursissies .. the competition...
Barked by: Wendy G

August 18th 2010 at 5:29 pm

Gud werk, Buddy...BERY gud werk!! Dat cooda beended a bery diff'went kinda story. So gwad yu r boff ok ♥ ♥


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