August 10th 2010 3:22 pm
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Mom took a video of me and Kaiser playin’ in the backyard last week, but she didn’t take it outta the camera yet. I wanna have it on the wall next to my bed, our bed, but Lexie says you can’t do that wif a video, unless you have a flat screen mounted on the wall next to the bed wif lots of technology stuck into it. I dunno. I jus wanna look at it all the time and ‘member the good ol’ days when I used to have somepup to play wif. Lexie said I am havin’ separashun angziety and that I should see a shrink. Either that or get me a blow-up, Kaiser-sized doggy doll to play wif. That’s jus silly.
Mom’s goin’ to a cookout, my favorite thing!, this weekend at a friend’s house. This friend, Mr. P., has a pup named – you’re never gonna belief this – Buddy! That’s right – Buddy like me! His Buddy is a little smaller than me and doesn’t play well wif others. At least he don run wif scissors! I was hopin’ I could tag along to the cookout – my favorite thing! – but Mom said that other Buddy wouldn’t be so happy wif me comin’ over and markin’ on his turf and all that. Maybe Mom should take Lexie instead cuz she won wanna play at all wif that Buddy and he won get so upset that way. She would be slower to find food that drops off the grill, but maybe I could convince her to bring me home some meatz?
You’re right. That’ll never work.
You got a big problem Buddy! How bout a stuffed Kaiser that you could pal around wif?
Cood Kaiser come ober an' pway wif yu sumtimes, Buddy??? Den yu wood hab sumfing tu wook forward tu an' dat r 'portant fur e'vy pup an' peepole ♥