Buddy's Beat

Diggers Hotline

July 16th 2010 8:08 pm
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Mom keeps sayin' I have problems diggin' outta the yard. Frankly, I don have any problems diggin' outta the yard. But if I did have problems diggin' outta the yard, it would only be a'cuz of Mom leavin' all her toys all around the fence line. You would not believe how many things she has left out there.

There is a bunch of wooden planks, a couple really big rocks, a pile of bricks, a big old broken clay flower pot, a big old 100-gallon water tank and a bowling ball. And what's even worse is that they are all shoved in spots where I used to have no problem diggin' under the fence! It's like she's jealus of my special soft spots and just wants to toss her stuff there in those very places! All this stuff is wedged in the dirt real good, which makes it harder and harder for me to find a place to dig. It's almost like she's leavin' her toys in those spots on purpose!

If Mom would jus pick up after herselves, I would have no problems diggin' outta the yard at all!

 
Barked by: Wendy G

July 16th 2010 at 8:12 pm

Dis r CWAZINESS, Buddy!! Yur Mom needses went sum stowage space sumpwace or sumfing!!
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2010 at 8:44 pm

Now that's some sensible talk!
Barked by: Cathey U

July 17th 2010 at 6:02 am

Maybe all that stuff is for "decorative porpoises".
She needs to invest in some lawn gnomes and pink flamingos for heaven's sake. And a gazing ball instead of a bowling ball.
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2010 at 8:30 am

Hmmm...sounds like your mom has the diggin' problem! BOL
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2010 at 8:01 pm

Buddy,Buddy! You Need some wide-open prairie. Filled with gophers and cottontails to chase. You would give up digging as a hobby. You would find it just too boring. I gotta ask...What's on the other side of the Fence that is so interesting?????? Our frontyard is fenced....but I'm never out there by myself. I'm almost always where my peoples are.
Huggies and kissies, Mazy

BTW- if they had a shovel or a pick as a zealie...I'd send a bunch!
Barked by: Sophie Bean Schnoodle (Dogster Member)

July 18th 2010 at 4:44 am

Jeez! Sounds like your Mommy may have a problem cleaning up after herself! That is just rude! I like to help Mommy dig when she is planting. I see Mommy digging a hole so I have to get in there and help her. BOL!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

July 18th 2010 at 4:52 am

BOL!!

 

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