May 9th 2010 3:30 pm
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Lexie has just been named Schnauzers Rule's Stinky Sister of the Week. They gots that one right! It's not fair. I wanna be Schnauzer of the Week!
Lexie: You already were, you goofball!
Hey! Get your high and mightiness offa my page!
I have a real hero story to tell you. One that is more deservin' of bein' SOTW than jus bein' a borin' ol' sister with an ego problem. Of course the hero is ME. I did some heroic workin' last night after midnight. Let me start at the start.
It was late and it was dark outside. Mom had just gone to bed. I looked out the front window and saw a strange autymobile (car) parked in front of our house. I din know that car, but there were movin' hoomans in it and I began to bark my head off, jus like I do when the mailman comes or the UPS guy or the Opa or a squirrel or sumfin. Mom got out of bed and came to look out the window wif me. Sure 'nuff, she said, there is somebody in that autymobile. Mom said that was strange cuz it was 12:45am and they were jus in there, movin' and makin' little blue lights and sometimes a bigger white light. Every once 'n a while a door would open, but then close again. I barked my head off!
Mom watched wif me for half of an hour, and then she called the police just to tell them that there was a spicious car in front of our house and it was filled wif movin' hoomans. The dish patcher said a skwad would come over to look at it. I din know what a skwad was until they showed up, two of 'em, a bit later. They have very very bright lights on the top of their cars - colored ones and big white ones that are like giant flashlights. They shone in the spicous car. Mom opened the window a crack so we could hear it all go down.
Appawrently these were on the younger side of drivin' hoomans and they were smokin' somethin' that wasn't sold at the 7-11. One got put into one of the skwad cars (there were 2 sets of 2 skwads now - that's more than 3, but I get confusticated after 3) and then the others were all given little pats all over while doin' the "Stay" command like a scarecrow. That musta felt good. Then they got a lecture and tickets for loitering and sent off. The other one had to take a ride cuz he was drivin' the car and he had somethin' called a Dee Yew Eye and wasn't s'posed to be drivin'. It was very interstin' and Mom and I watched the whole thing from the upstairs window. When everyone left, the curtain fell and the show was over so we went to bed. Mom said I did a good job lettin' her know about the spicious car and she gave me my own little set of pats while I curled up against her stomach and fell asleep.
And what did Miss Lexie do during this ordeal? She slept through the entire thing!
Wow Buddy! You really should have been SOTW!
Good job with all that watching.
Were you barking like crazy?
Good job, Buddy! That's what us guard dogs do - Guard da house!!
Yup! I was guardin' da house and yup - I was barkin' my head off whenever I saw movement or heard somethin'!
OMD Buddy! You should get some kind of security dog award from the police! GOOD JOB!