January 2nd 2010 2:19 pm
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Mom brought us home a new toy today. Lexie got first stab at it, but she ignored it, so now I consider it fully mine. Mwahahaha! It is a cow with a plastic bottle in its belly. It makes a very loudy crinkly noise when I attack it. At first it scared me, but once Mom stopped trying to squish the thing to certain death and let me go at it in my own way, I got to liking it. Mom says it is a good way to save the earth, too, cuz you can put more plastic bottles inside of its belly once I destroy the one that is already in there. So I tol Mom we hafta buy lots more bottled water and soda pop so I can have a continuous supply of all the freshest crinklers. That will definitely save the planet. Always doin' my share. Anyway, like I tol Gretta, if anyone evfur tried to shove an empty plastic bottle into my belly, I would have a cow. Now I don't have to have a cow cuz I already have one!