October 16th 2009 10:54 am
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I was dog-napped this morning. Here's how it went down. Mom invited me into the bathroom wif her, but I wasn't buyin' that. So Mom got an accomplicitor (third child) and I was forcefully forced into the bathroom and the door locked behinder me. Foiled again!
Mom already had Lexie in there (she's so gullible) and there was really no escape. We got a bath and we gots it good. Such colors in the tub! And that stinky - no, extra stinky shampoo! The bad one that says it smells "nice" for two weeks. I hates that one. At least she did me first. Kind of a mercy move. Sheeeesh. Not good. Not good at all. And then she tried the hair dryer on me - NO NO NO! I thought Mom loved me! I think I hate the hair dryer almost more than the bath!
Now everybuddy wants to hug me and cuddle me around here, ceptin' Lexie, duh. I can handle that part.
Oh Buddy, Ernie feels for ya man. I am generally a brave Scottish Man, but that hair dryer is TERRIERFYING! I shake like a leafs!
Dad says I take after him. We both wish Mom wouldn't cuddle us QUITE so much. BOL! But sometimes the cuddles are nice.
I feel fur yu tu, Buddy..I hab hearded dat I be gedding a b___ dis weekend.
Momma sayded sumfing 'bout I be seein' Bob my bweeder guy in a coupla weeks an' I can' be a disgwaceful mess. He r gonna be BWOOMIN' me!! SO WHY I NEED A BAFF NOW?????? Wimmen...
I likes da water on my terms which means OUTSIDE wiff da hose or pool. Da bathytub if fur humans! If my Momma is in da baffroom and calls me, I high tail it as far aways as I can get!! I don't minds the dryer as long as Momma lets me bark at it when I wants to.
Hey........I thinks I can smells you from here!!!
Poor Buddy! I hate a bath and I even hate the hot blowy thing even more. That is torture! For some reason humans always like to cuddle up to us after those baths. I bet it is because they feel so sorry for what had happened. Enjoy the cuddle part because you deserve it after all that torture.
OMD Buddy, mom said something bout I stink this morning! She say my beard is as stiff as a poker, whatever that means. I have a plan though. She already washed the sheets and made us a clean bed, so....... after I gets the "B" I gonna run in the bedroom and dry off on the clean bedding and then she won't have to use the blow thingy on me! Good plan, don't ya think?