June 20th 2008 6:30 pm
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Yay! I went poo in the basement yesterday, then pooed FIVE - count 'em - FIVE times on our evening walk. Guess what that means? Mom is gettin' out the pumpkin! Yay! Now, only I know what I ate in the yard to cause such frequent poo, and I'm keepin' that a secrete, er, a secret because even though I have to poo a lot, I can now get pumpkin dessert after my kibble - how cool is that?!! Mom says pumpkin firms up secretes, er, secretions. Lexie's pretty glad, too, cuz when I hafta get pumpkin, she gets pumpkin, too. Yeah, you can thank me later, sistah! And I mean by handin' over that there squeaky you think is yours. Yeah, right.