April 21st 2008 2:41 pm
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I am still getting hamburger and rice and Lexie is so jealous. I told her to go out and eat a piece of glass from the alley and get all torn up inside and then she'll get burgers and rice, too. Her eyes got all squinty when I said that, and I couldda sworn I saw lightning coming outta them. I was just trying to be helpful. I am not fully appreciated in this household.
Today I was helping Mom with the laundry that was spread out on her/our bed. I was trying to fold stuff for her, but third child looked at me and yelled, "Hey Mom - Buddy's chewing on your bra!" I was so not chewing on that hard piece of wire in there . . . I was trying to fold it in half - and it didn't want to go! Mom didn't stop to ask questions. She just grabbed the thing and folded it herself. How was I supposed to know they only fold in the middle!?
Later this afternoon I helped Mom by letting her know that the neighbors were having work done on their house. I saw this "stranger" over there with a ladder and I went and gave him a piece of my mind. Lexie got in on it as well. Mom finally came out the back door and told us to keep quiet - "No bark!" The worker person said it was his fault because he was laughing at us as we "hopped up and down" on the other side of the fence from him. He thought we were cute. Well, duh. At least he had some sense in him, though I don't know if he can hang siding or not.
Mom just told me I am going to the groomer tomorrow. I can't remember what that means, but I hope it involves other dogs and treats. If it involves needles or thermometers, I am so gonna protest!