November 14th 2007 11:48 am
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Stop? Why would I want to stop? Mom says I never stop and she just compared me to an Energizer Bunny. Gee whiz. Mom has so far compared me with a wet squirrel, a rabbit, a kangaroo, a donkey, a deer, a jackalope and a rat (that time I got into the bathroom garbage pail). I have to constantly remind her that I am not only a dog, but a schnauzer! (Why did I lick the syrup the kids spilled? I'm a dog. Why did I shred all those used tissues? I'm a dog. Why did I bark my head off at the mailman? I'm a schnauzer dog. Why do squirrels drive me insane? Schnauzer. Why are you licking me? Dog.) Humans can be hard to train.