October 25th 2007 3:53 pm
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Mom was knitting a handbag today and she finished it. It was beautiful - soft and pretty, kinda like a stuffed animal. So . . . I treated it like I do stuffed animals. I jumped up and grabbed it outta her hands and wouldn't open my jaws to let her have it back! Hmmmm, is this what mutton tastes like?

Mom smacked me on the behinder, then dropped to her knees over my back and forced my jaws open so that the bag could drop to the floor. She apologized a minute later for the spank, but I know I deserved that one.

Lesson No. 38: Never, ever steal Mom's handknit creations and chew on them. Especially never right out of Mom's hands. At the very least, wait until she's not home.