September 2nd 2007 11:05 am
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I was being such a good boy, I really was. I hadn't had any poops in the house in over a week. This morning I even did TWO poops on our walk, but when the family came back from church, they found diahrrea in the boys' room and the front hallway, with poopy paw prints all the way through the living room. Well, Mom got the clean floors she has been craving after having to mop all that up! See, Mom - I helped you out. You've been meaning to scrub that floor all summer. Now you don't have to wait for the kids to go back to school next week to get that chore done. You can just sit back and enjoy the quiet, empty house - put your feet up and sip that hot morning drink that you like so much. You don't have to thank me. I would do it all over again, if you wanted me to.