January 6th 2013 2:41 am
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I see that I am supposed to make some New Year Resolutions so here is my list!

1. I will not jump up and down and scratch the back door to come in when I see that Mom is already standing there about to open it.

2. I will not expect a treat every time I come back in from going out.

3. I will not bark at the mailperson or any delivery people because they usually bring something good to the house.

4. When we go on walks I will not stop to sniff EVERYTHING!

5. I will not bark at bicycles or other dogs on my walks.

6. When I am on my leash and I see a squirrel I will not yank mom's arm off trying to run after the squirrel.

7. I will put away my toys when I am done playing with them.

8. I will bring the ball back to Mom and Dad when we play fetch even if they do not have a treat to give me.

9. I will not develop selective hearing when we go to the forest for playtime and I am let off my leash.

10. I will not try to herd mom in the direction of the pantry or the cookie jar when I want a treat.

11. If mom and dad have to go somewhere together, I will not bark at them and make them feel sorry for me when they get home. I will cut back on the drama!

12.....oops! Gotta go! Newspaper boy is here and I have to bark at him and his bicycle!