June 26th 2005 4:07 pm
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Today is my birthday. I am three years old today. What a day I had. I got my breakfast hand-fed to me (well, OK, so I get it hand-fed to me every day, because I inhale it and then almost choke to death if they don't give it to me piece by piece...), then me and Chili had Frosty Paws. Then we had a little watermelon, then it was a round of Greenies. Chili was very mean to me, though. She hung on to her Greenie and didn't even take a single nibble the whole time I was eating mine. She kept checking on my progress. As soon as I was all done with mine, she started taunting me because she still had one to eat. Little stinker. So I laid on the bed under the fan and sulked for a while (then we had a round of tummy aches from all the stuff they fed us today). Plus I got an Eyore doll, and Chili got a Pluto doll (it works out for me on her birthday, when I get a present, too!) The only weird part of the day was being put in the kitchen sink over and over and having cool water poured all over me. Did I mention it was almost a hundred degrees today? They put suntan lotion on me and I looked like a greasy little fried chicken. Anywho...it was great to be me today!