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I am a Pretty Pretty Princess

I am a Pretty Pretty Princess

I can't belive I've been with my current pack for a whole year now! I have momma-monkey and daddy-monkey and brother who love me lots, especially brother. He really likes it when I jump on his head and bite his ears to play. He might not show it, but I know it's true. Everyone who meets me loves me because I'm the cutest, friendliest puppy in the world.

I've been really busy since I came to live here! I have made a nice den out of a collection of socks, underwear, and toys-that-sometimes-make-food in a lovely nest under the back porch where nobody but me can go.

Mom says I'm so smart I'm probably building lick activated robots under there, too. She's wrong though. I'm building a lick powered rocket behind the shed. I'm very good at licking and do it as much as possible to stay in practice.

Some people think I'm spoiled, but it is NOT TRUE! I am just being given what I deserve as Her Royal Highness of the pack.

Alpha says I've never had a bad day in my life or suffered want in any way. This isn't so. I've had two bad days: the first day when I left all my brothers and sisters and old pack was really scary. Brother was big and scary and didn't like me at all. When we got to the new den, I went and hid behind the recycle bin in the kitchen. Then at night they put me in a terrible cage and I cried and cried. Things were much better the next day, though.

My second bad day was when they took me to a scary place and made me very sleepy. When I woke up my tummy hurt and I was in another bad cage. I cried all night until my monkies came to get me the next day. I hope those are the only bad days I have.

Life could only be better if Brother would play with me more. but I have lots of toys I can hunt and a monkey is always around to play with me.

I hope my littermates are doing good and have packs that love them lots and lots.