The minute you stop to rest...BAM!!!...you get TAGGED by a- Geezer!

So it would appear that I have been tagged by Bo, my elderly gentlefriend. Usually, I can outrun him without even running. As it were, I stopped for TWO seconds to lick that flap where my testicles used to be...and there came Bo, out of the blue freakin' nowhere, and he TAGGED me. And he said "tag!! you're it! mwahahahaha." Mwahahaha hell. I hope you enjoyed that Bo. Go back to your pipe and your smoking jacket now!

Here are the rules of this dogster game of "tag" in case you've never gotten a chance to play. When you are tagged, you post 7 random facts about yourself, compose a "new DIARY entry" along with the rules and put them in your own DIARY. Then you pick 7 furs (kitties or doggies) say something interesting about who you are tagging and make sure you tell them... a simple p-mail will do fine, or a rosette to tell them, but you must let them know that they have been tagged. Post their names also in your DIARY.

Here are 7 random facts about myself:

1. I am a master escape artist (and I prefer that you pronounce it "artEEst").

2. I recently learned how to shake hands. I only do it for treats. Ask me to shake when you have no food in your hand, and I'll simply look at you as though you are ignorant. If you continue to say "shake! shake!" like the broken record that you are, I will sigh, which is my way of saying "get me food, woman!"

3. I love horse poop. It impresses the ladies when I skillfully, and selflessly dart into the horse pasture, risking broken ribs and stomped on apendages, just to seek out a fresh piece of poo.

4. I'm not a virgin anymore. Uh-hunh, you heard me. I've done the deed. Truth be told...as a neutered canine...there's not a whole lot of point to the deed. It's a bunch of wasted effort, if you ask me. Not as good as advertised.

5. I am my mother's favorite child, and I know it, and I flaunt it.

6. I am a vain, vain doggie. When I think no one is looking, I stare at myself in front of my mother's full length mirror. I turn side to side, and sometimes flex my muscles. I'm very stealthy about doing this though, I've only been caught once...fortunately, I wasn't flexing at the time.

7. And now, an excerpt from my favorite poem:

the time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.
of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax...of cabbages and kings.
of why the sea is boiling hot, and whether fish have wings.

I am going to go for a random pup stroll. On my stroll, I will tag 7 random pups. So I can't list them here, because I don't know who they'll be!

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