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But we're twins

I don't understand why my sister gets all the attention! Bones and rosettes and boyfriends. She is pretty cute, but so am I-we're twins even! I just got the curly poodle hair instead of the straight silky luxurious terrier hair. My hair is a bad hair day everyday-doesn't anybody understand? Mama and Papa do, they tell me how pretty I am every day! My brother Billybob also tells me and Dot how pretty we are all the time. He is the greatest big brother ever. Victor used to tell us too-he used to lick my belly all the time. It would tangle my hair-so we had to meet up when mama wasn't lookin'...hehehehe. What's a girl to do? I excersise, eat right-but she's still skinnier than me, just a little taller, and that beautiful hair, ughghgh. Even if everyone else doesn't see my beauty-Dottie does, she's a great sister, and I'm glad she's mine!!!