November 23rd 2013 7:57 am
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Well pups it wasn't bad enough that I was attacked by fire ants and I itch and sting like crazy but mom do I have to wear the cone of shame?
Why am I being punished for those dumb ants attacking me, just cause I want to lick and chew my paws, they hurt mom!
I am on meds for the itching and cream but I won't leave my paws alone so mom conspired with the Vet and got me this horrible COS...I need a new home. I am calling Dog Protective Services, this has got to be against the law or something...Dog abuse!
Please pups send help!
I am packing my bags right now! I am on my way! We need to recruit some big pups to help. Calling all pups to the rescue especially big pups!
Yeah, I lick my leggies alla time. And we don't got no fire ants here.
You could come live here and be safe.
I r a wickin' machine, Momma sez! Sowwy 'bout yur itchies, Mickey. Dose fire ants sound weal yucky!
Yep Z pup they is nasty, but Dad put them in time out so I think they is takin' care of!
Wearing dat cone of shame are embarrassing - mine did not even get HBO reception. :(
Sophie packs her bag! Don't worry Mickey. You need a big dog? You got one!!!!!!!