May 2nd 2012 6:29 pm
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Top 20 ways you know if you are addicted to the Internet
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1. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using
a word processor.com

2. You turn off your computer and get this empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at gmail dot com"

4. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you
of what she looks like.

5. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

6. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have internet.

7. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

8. You laugh at people with under five MB upload speeds and you
laugh even harder at people who don't know what that means.

9. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.

10. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

11. You tell the cab driver you live at
http://75.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

12. Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to
bed."

13. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the
chair in front of your computer with a commode.

14. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

15. You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.

16. Your best friend is someone you've never met.

17. Your spouse says communication is important in a
marriage...so you buy another computer so you can chat.

18. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is
allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

19. Your dog has its own home page.

20. So does your goldfish.