The rules all dogs should know!

1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU ! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets.

2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.(Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)

3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.

4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.

5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.

6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.

7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.

8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door.Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).

9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.

10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee.As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)

Ive been tagged again by buddy boy! im runnnin out of things- to say!

I've been tagged again by my pal Buddy Boy. Here are the rules of the game.
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

1. Last Christmas i got more than 25 presents!

2. i have over 20 bones

3. i go on at least 4 walks a day

4. my favorite walk is going to the beach with my girlfriend Tally.

5.I love watching soccer (especially manchester united)

6.I am the best guard dog ever!

7. I give the best hugs ever!

ive been tagged again!!!!!!

ive been tagged by Goofball Mavredes the First!!! Here are the rules of the game!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary!!!!

7 MORE facts about me:

1. i have many issues!! i have OCD( I do weird rituals), ADHD( i cannot concentrate for more than 30 seconds), Anorexia(i hardly ever eat), Bullemia(i always throw up after i eat) and Epilepsy(i have seizures).

2.My favorite outfit is my brown and white striped abercrombie and fitch shirt with my spike collar.

3. Me and mommy both have the same birthday.

4. My newest tricks are flipping my sunglasses onto my head(see video) and taking money out of peoples pockets on command and dropping it at mommy's feet.

5. I LOVE spicy foods!!!!

6. I have a purebred labrador girfriend called Tally (SEE PICTURE #7).

7. My best friends are mommy and Angel and Mario (my kitty brother and sister).

Now I will tag
1. sami
2. cheyenne pride
3.Goofball Mavredes the First
4.daddy
5. The dogster dog

I REACHED THE 1,000 PAL- MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I FINALLY HAVE OVER 1,000 FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL MY GREAT PUP PALS! COULDNT OF DONE IT WITHOUT U !!!!!!!!!!!!

TAG!

Woof, how fun! I was tagged by Jack.
Here are the rules of the game!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 facts about me:

1. I am 4 different breeds. Doberman, Pit Bull, German Shepard and Australian Cattle Dog

2. I wear name brands like Abercrombie And Fitch, Juicy Couture, Puma...etc.

3. I have webbed feet, a scar inside my ear, black spot birthmarks on my tounge and a snaggletooth.

4. Mommy got me from the SPCA where my other family turned me in for being hyper and too much work.

5. I love agility, disk throwing and training to become a guard dog.

6. I love all foods but my favorites i would have to say are applesauce, cheese, bananas and peanut putter. yummy

7. When i was at the SPCA, my ribs were sticking out and I weighed only 30lbs! Now i am lean and i have a big muscley chest. i am still a little thin but i weigh a little more than 50lbs.

Now i will tag
1.Sampson
2.Duke
3.Angus
4.Tahlula Wyndi Rose
5.Teddi Sue
6.Demetrius
7.Jack

My Outfits

Pink velvet Hoodie- this is one of my favorite outfits because it says spoiled on the back and has sculls on it.

Grey Hoodie- this is the same as my pink hoodie but it says vicious on it instead of spoiled and it is charcoal colored.

Pink Abercrombie and Fitch polo shirt- this shirt is a chick magnet! All the ladies know only real men wear pink.

Brown and White Abercrombie and Fitch striped polo shirt- this is the shirt i wear to fancy events and of course i pop my collar!

Red Tank Top- this shirt has a phrase that is so true. It says LOVE BITES. this is so true. You can never trust someone completely.

Navy Puma shirt- this is a good shirt to hang round the house in.

Blue and Yellow fleece- this jacket is sooooooo cozy and warm. it is great to wear inside the house when i am cold. It even has little pockets to put treats in.

Red Jacket- this jacket is waterproof so i wear it outside when it is raining. It keeps me nice and dry.

Purple and Red polo shirt- All me have got to own something purple. Everyone knows that! My mommy's dad used to play rugby and has a matching polo shirt with the same colors.

Wife beater- this shirt is nice to sleep in or just lounge around the house in. It makes me look muscley.

Clown costume- this was my outfit for halloween 2 years ago. My mommy was a clown too so we went round together getting candy and everyone was laughing because we were matching.

Devil costume- i love the fiery wings that go to this costume. Mommy calls me devil doggie sometimes because i am so naughty. I love this outfit.

Pumpkin costume- Mommy is saving this costume for this halloween. I like this costume because it is all big and poofy and i can roll around the house in it.

Me and my kitty siblings

Rocco here again, just here to tell everyone how much i love my cat siblings, Angel and Mario. Although they do get me in trouble A LOT! I was trying to be nice to Angel and i was licking her ear and she wacked me in the nose so i barked at her. Then mom stormed into the room and yelled at me for barking and Angel just sat there laughing. Then one day mommy gave Mario some treats and he walked away from them and left them in the middle of the floor. I thought he was done so i ate the rest for him. Then mommy walked in and saw me eating them and of course i got in trouble. Then one day Mario and Angel wanted me to play tag with them so mario was chasing me and then i started chasing Angel and mommy walked in the room and yelled at me not to chase the cats. But Mario, Angel and I also have a lot of fun together. We play with little plastic balls and we all lay on the same couch together when we go to sleep. Whenever Mario and Angel's ears hurt i lick them to make them feel better. I am such a nice doggie. I LOVE MY KITTIES!

A Day in the life of a pampered pooch named Rocco

5.45am- my favorite person in the world, my mommy wakes up. She comes down stairs and lays on the couch with me until I wake up. We watch tv together and my favorite thing to watch is soccer. i like to watch the ball move around.
6.00am - i am fully awake now and my mommy wipes my face with doggie facial wipes just to make sure i look extra perfect and have no junk in my eyes. Then my mommy brushes my teeth. I kind of like it because i love the taste of the mint vanilla toothpaste and it feels good. Now that my breath is perfect, i get brushed. My mommy has to make sure that my coat looks perfect. After all this, my mommy gives me a bone to chew on that makes my breath smell nice. It is sooooooooo yummy!I sit right next to my mommy and eat my bone while mom eats her breakfast.
7.00am- mommy puts on my clothes and my leash and she takes me running. It is fun because i have so much energy to let out. We see all my doggie friends and stop to say hi. In the middle of the run we stop to take a breather and I get to pee on my favorite tree.
7.30am- we get back from our run and mommy gives me my breakfast. I eat eukanuba. Its yummy. Mommy feeds me whenever i want more food because i excersice a lot and do not have to worry about getting fat.
8.00am- if it is a school day, mommy gets dropped off. She is not old enough to drive yet but she will be in 2 years! If it is not a school day i take a little nap next to my mommy while she does some homework.
9.00am- Mommy puts on one of my outfits and takes me to petsmart once a month to buy lots of new toys and bones. She walks me down all the ailses and lets me pick out the stuff i want. My favorite thing to get is greenies and about 5 new nylabones and 5 cool toys to play with. Of course we cannot forget to buy peanut putter flavored kong stuffing! that is my favorite. After we are finished buying stuff, Mommy buys me a gormet dog cookie from the bakery counter. I like the ice cream shaped cookie that is carob flavored.
11.00am- we have just got back from petsmart and i am tired. It is a great time to lay down and chew on one of my new bones. I chew on my bone for an hour while everyone else does chores and other boring stuff.
12.00pm- lunch time. I sit next to my mommy just incase she drops any food. For lunch i have some more dog food and a special whole wheat doggie bagel. After lunch i always eat a breathmint so i can give kisses to people without having stinky breath.
12.30pm- Mommy takes me on a 30 minute walk around the neighborhood to work off my lunch. Sometimes we go on the rollerblades or the bike or sometimes we just walk.
1.00pm- this is usually the time when everyone leaves the house to run errands or hang out with friends. I get some quiet time to just lay around, play with some toys, chew on some bones and just chill.
3.00pm- mommy gets back and of course i am right at the door ready to greet her. Mommy takes me outside to play some soccer and fetch with me. Sometimes we even get to play flyball or frisbee!
4.00pm- mommy gets dropped off at her soccer game. Mommy always scores. i get to go and watch and everyone comes over to me and says how handsome and adorable i am. Mommy is always happy when she wins and after the game she gives me a huge hug. I jump in the car and we go home.
5.30pm- mommy goets changed and takes a shower and i sit and wait for her to come back downstairs.
6.00pm- dinnertime. i get some more food and wait under the table to see if anyone drops anything. After dinner i get dessert! i get yummy cheese cubes, peanut butter, doggy ice cream or another yummy treat.
7.00pm-lots of our neighbors go down to the beach and all the kids play. I get to go in the water and swim and play some more soccer. The kids all love to play with me and we all play tag, frisbee, fetch and soccer together. It is so fun.
8.00pm- we go back to one of the neighbor's houses. Everyone is sitting and talking so i lay down. Mommy lets me off the leash so that i can run around the house. Everyone knows that i love taco shells so the neighbors always get me a plate of taco shells with a big bowl of water.
9.00pm- we go back home and boy am i tired! i watch some tv with mommy or we play hide and go seek.
9.30pm-mommy gives me a big hug before she goes to sleep and i jump on my special spot on the couch with my blanket. As i fall asleep i think about what a great day i have had and what a great day i will have tomorrow.
THIS IS A TYPICAL DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SPOILED ROTTEN DOG NAMED ROCCO.