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Age: 8 Years   Sex: Female

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small dog, ginger, evil, wee miss

Doggie Dynamics:
not playfulvery playful

Quick Bio:

June 7th 2006

hunting things, flirting with humans, eating gross things, running into traffic, running away, getting dirty, smelly things, gnawing things randomly, rubbing on people to secretly get clean

being with other dogs without a pack

Favorite Toy:
clothes, animals, chewables, ice

Favorite Food:
anything chewable or not

Favorite Walk:
wherever it's inconvenient

Best Tricks:
running away really fast, jumping up onto things i shouldn't

i have two speeds -- stop and fast i like to trick people and sneak out when they're not looking. i like to run towards the highway and away from people trying to catch me. i chase birds and chickens and stalk anything that moves, even ants. i like to pretend i'm big, but i'll run away if my big brother and sisters aren't around. i will protect someone by standing behind them and barking really loud. i love to flirt with people, but i'm not serious. i'm good at finding holes to escape from and i like to chew on wood and climb on people for attention. i'll sometimes do what you tell me to, but only to get your guard down so i can run away or find something stinky to eat and rub on. i like to try to eat the fishes' food when it's in the water and kiss the fishes too. tastes good. i like to play with toys with you. i will also take them and run away from you because everything belongs to me

Forums Motto:
zoom zoom zoom

I've Been On Dogster Since:
March 30th 2007 More than 7 years!

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the funderful life

7.4.3 >> a week in recap

April 3rd 2007 9:00 pm
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this past week i ate a screen and made myself a pet flap. now if only i could figure out how to get through that invisible wall, i'd be in on that carpety goodness. and i tried to rub in rotten fish. oooh i love that stink stuff.

i tried to eat a sponge, and then some duct tape, and then some string, and then ambushed my sisters. i got all wet and rubbed it on everyone. it was good. i drank fish food out of the fish water again. eet taste guuud.

i stuck my head in the hole in the fence and made sad faces but nobody took me for a ride. ugh evil. i want to drive! maybe next time?

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