December 5th 2008 11:31 am
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Hi all you dogs out there that are trying to understand why your humans do what they do. Here is the advice you have been asking for. So many doggies have asked me what is the best way to get inside the brain of your human? I have done countless hours researching this topic and found that playing ball is what humans enjoy the most. They start in the beginning while baby humans are still in the whelping box. They hang these balls for them to look at and as they grow , they begin tossing them to the baby humans. Soon as they are big enough they take the little ones for car rides to play with the balls in different surroundings and to big buildings to admire them further. On weekends when the humans are home, they spend countless hours admiring these balls on the screen in the living room. My advice to you dogs is to play ball as much as you can stand with the humans. No matter how tired you get, keep chasing that ball day and night. This is what makes humans happiest. Tomorrows question comes from Spot, who writes, why do humans bring a tree from the outdoors inside for us to pee on, and then throw us outside when we do what they wanted us to do? This answer will be in the next edition of "Ask Audie." In newstands now.