Running Away From Home

Stinky Dog

August 4th 2008 1:39 pm
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Funny! So now I've got a Febreez icon on my pet page. Tres drol mes amis. Good grief! Last night a bath and now this! I am so not a stinky dog. Ok, sometimes I do like to roll in an aromatic patch on the grass and coat myself in odiferous pleasure.

This weekend we had visitors of the human puppy variety. I think human puppies are a laugh. First, they want to pet you, then they want to give you a treat, then when you follow them around for more pets and treats they act all afraid and get picked up by their parent.

That's the end of free pets and treats for the dog who is soon banned from the company of the human puppy.

So, I spent my weekend mostly watching out for Cupcake who came into the yard several times. Once, while Cupcake was dallying out the the field diving on grasshoppers, I got real close to that cat. For a minute I contemplated grabbing it by the neck and shaking it! But, then I felt a curious tendency rise inside me and I sniffed cupcake instead. Not polite enough to return the sniff, Cupcake bounded out beyond the reaches of the invisible fence. I stood and barked until Mommy came to get me and bring me back inside where the human puppy was snacking on something crumbly. Yum.

Well, it is time for this stinky dog to stretch out on the sofa and snooze for a while.

 
 

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