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Confessions of a Bed Shredder

Oops

During the holidays, several packages were delivered here. Despite the fact that neither I nor Boone had previously bothered any packages, we did investigate one this season. It proved so tasty, we sampled 2 more, with less gratifying results.

The first package we sampled was a leather phone holster from Orvis. It was delish, and the packaging wasn't too bad either. After sharing this delicacy, we had high hopes for other packages, but they were not worth the effort of tearing up the boxes. One was a set of glass coffee cups, and the other a couple of tubes of stuff to smear on a woman's face.

Thanks to my pals who remembered my birthday this week. Mom forgot, but made it up the next day with a milkbone.

My pals
Allie
Colyn
Cindy
tagged me!

Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the rules & their 7 pawsome facts in their Diary. Then they choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here's my 7 fun facts!
1. I have very soft fur.
2. I have one brown eye and one blue eye.
3. I like digging and playing with Boone.
4. I sit whenever Mom picks up the treat jar
5. I like naps.
6. I tend to destroy bedding.
7. I rarely bark.

1. Here are my 7 dogs I am tagging:
Clyde
Nessa
Muffin
Bill
Pippi
Stitch
Lennon

My Report

Mom saw Cheetah's Dad last week. He promised to bring back the bottom part of our automatic dog feeder, which Cheetah "borrowed". Mom says when he does, she's gonna nail it down so Cheetah doesn't re-possess it. Mom's always nailing something down.

Mom bought me a new big ball last week. I adore balls. I had it flattened and ready for action in about 15 minutes. Then I spent the rest of the day carrying it around and flinging it about and chasing it. I wish there was someway the ball could stay round, but that I could still carry it.