December 12th 2011 8:59 am
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There's a raccoon in my Santa Paws stocking. He's peeking out the top and he's wearing a Santa Paws hat. He showed up yesterday when dad got home from Christmas shopping. My stocking is hanging up on the wall way up high and I can't reach it. I can see it. But I can't reach it.
The raccoon is taunting me.
I can't get him.
Not fair. Not fair at all.
Dude, you'll get your revenge on him at Christmas, I'm sure. What's with Santa filling your stocking before you're allowed to empty it?? The Big Guy guy is getting a little mean...
Prof. Chester, planning to watch Santa very carefully this year
Oh my a racoon in your stocking? You can see him and you can't have him? Why that's the most unfair thing I have ever heard of. I would sit right below it and bark my fool head off at it until the peeps gave in and gave it to me. Yup that's what I think you should do Chipper give that ole racoon a piece of your mind until the peeps lose theirs BOL
I am with Wyoming on this !!!
Chipper! Can yu nod dwag ober a chair an' jus' gwab da fing?? :D
I wish! My stocking is right over my bed, so I can't get close to the wall. He's just standing there with his little paws hanging onto the edge of the stocking. Yuck. I wanna eat him.
What the heck...Santa doesn't come for another 12 1/2 days. How did he possibly come down here now and fill your stocking cause he's super busy at the north pole you know. You don't think your daddy is...naw...Chipper, if Santa didn't fill your stocking, who's been in your house?????
See now, I was thinking that the raccoon crawled in there from outside. It's awfully cold outside these days....
Or maybe, just maybe, an elf came down and put the raccoon there. I hear that Santa sends his elves down and sits them on shelves in kids rooms to keep an eye on the kids. Mom says that is something new he started a few years ago. Maybe for us pups, Santa is doing "Raccoon on the Shelf"?
We don't have a Raccoon on our shelf so that can't be right. He might have crawled in there from outside that seems more logical.