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Training Humans

December 3rd 2011 6:30 am
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Last night mom set up a bed on floor so we could watch WWE Friday Night Smackdown together. She put a big blankie on the floor and a pillow. She laid down and I laid next to her.

Apparently, she did not get the memo. Isn't it a rule that if the humans are down on the floor, they MUST pat the dog until the dog says they are done?

I nudged. And I nudged. And I nudged.

I stood up. I put my snout under her arm.

I licked her face.

I pushed my cold nose into her eyeball.

Nothing. A quick pat and she was done.

I wouldn't give up. Nudge. Snout palm. Face lick. Nose eyeball.

She kept stopping after a quick pat.

Humans are so hard to train.

Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 7:00 am

I feel for you big boy! I know exactly what you are going through!
Barked by: Chester (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 9:06 am

Wow- she's a hard case! The nose in the eyeball should have worked...

I think it's actually a LAW, not just a rule. Let me research this and I'll get back to you!

Prof. Chester, researcher
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 10:30 am

How can WWE be more important than you? Chester I think there might have been several laws broken here...
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 4:39 pm

Wow your Mom is hard to train. I mean I trained my Mom in no time flat to pat me after I put my cold nose to her arm.
Barked by: Biscotte (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 6:22 pm

BOL BOL BOL Chipper nose on the eyeball, never had to go this far with my mom. BOL BOL BOL
Barked by: Destiny (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2011 at 6:43 pm

OMD Chipper, that's EXACTLY what goes on here at my house!
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

December 5th 2011 at 8:03 am

Yup Chipper those humans are extremely difficult to train. While I can understand the lure of Friday Night Smackdown there is no excuse for not petting you constantly. She must be watching too much John Cenna with his "You can't see me" crap.




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