July 10th 2005 8:25 am
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my mommy gave me a bath today. she said i was the dirtiest dog she had ever seen. i turned the bathtub black, that's how dirty i was. my mom said i was stinky too, but when i was all finished i smelled like green apples. at least that's what my mom said. i don't know what green apples are but they must smell good.