My Skaree Storee fer Pugapalooza

It wuz a cold, dark night an' dere wuz a chill in da air. Da lawn iz freezin' over an' da deck iz slipperee so I triez ta get my biznezz done kwik. Da lightz flicker a bit den go out so I goez ta lay down by da fire ta keep my emtpy coin purse warm until bed time. *grin* I eatz my dinner in da dark.

Da onlee light iz from da softlee glowin' fire. Sumpin' jest ain't soundin' right but I iz frozen to da spot. Strange noisez move through da house an' I can't find da mommy. Soon, dere iz odd smellz comin' after me followed by dem spooky soundz!

I dash down da hallway an' into da parental unitz' room where my cuddle bed iz an' I run ta my bed but I hitted my head on da wall an' passed out.

When I waked up it seemed dat da smell had turned into dis foul stench dat wuz unbearable an' dere wuz a huge weight upon my head. I could hardly breathe an' couldn't move a muskle.

Da lightz camed back on an' I hearded muffled laffin'. I wantz ta check it out but I jest can't move so I digz my feet in an' push reelly hard! So hard dat I mighta tooted a bit. Dat'z when da stench got ta me. I tinked I wuz gonna suffokayte but I managed ta grab a piece of sumtin' flabby an' bited as hard as I could.

Den I waked up ta find dat Fatty sister of mine sittin' on my head! She jumped up an' runned wif her butt on da ground, yelpin'!

I iz a skaree manpug!

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