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No RSVP Necessary

May 31st 2011 3:40 pm
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Come play with me!
I promise not to put you in my mouth!




Good girl, mom.

May 7th 2011 7:06 am
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We went for a walk.

There was a rabbit.

Did I see the rabbit? Nope.

Did Daytona see the rabbit? Nope.

But mom spotted the rabbit.

We have trained her well.

She should get a milk bone or something.



Reality Check... Or Not.

April 18th 2011 4:38 pm
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Daytona's version:
I am a pirate! Arrrhh! I found this buried treasure and drank lots of rum! Yo ho ho! Arrrrrhh matey!!!!!

Coffee's version:
You aren’t a pirate. You didn’t find treasure. You tipped over the trash can, made a big mess all over the house, ate a greasy McDonalds napkin and barfed it back up on the carpet is what you did!!!!


He ain't heavy...

April 13th 2011 1:32 pm
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Daytona noticed a garden hose in the backyard for the first time today. What do you think he did?

A. Be scared and run away from it
B. Try to drink out of it
C. Try to play with it
D. Poo on it

Well, if you know Daytona… then the obvious answer is... of course…


Little brothers are so embarrassing.



Stuffie + Water Bowl + Playful Greyhounds = MESS!

March 29th 2011 1:11 pm
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Someone was playing with our big blue, Mr. Octopus stuffie and decided that he should go for a swim in the water bowl.

Then after Mr. Octopus soaked up all the water, someone took him out to play with him some more and splashed water all over the house, flinging droplets everywhere and making lots of puddles and a big giant mess.

Mom estimates she had approximately 900 gallons of water to clean up.

But we don't know anything about it.

That naughty Mr. Octopus musta took himself swimming. He's a sea creature, after all. It's what he does.

Coffee & Daytona

Squeakers and grunters make even weirder noises when they are waterlogged. Definitely you should try it!!


Worst. Walk. EVER.

March 17th 2011 4:11 pm
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Please read my brother's diary. I may never be able to show my face in this neighborhood again.

Coff ee


2011 is the year of the WHAT?!

February 4th 2011 10:33 am
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So 2011 is the year of the rabbit?

Does that mean I am allowed to slaughter any that come into the yard?


It’s to HONOR the rabbit?!?!

Why would anyone want to honor a stupid rabbit?

So, when’s the year of the greyhound?

There is no year of the greyhound?!?!?!?!?

That is unacceptable.



Wii versus Wee

January 27th 2011 7:32 am
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If you have not yet made pals with my brother, Daytona, please do! He sometimes writes about our adventures too.



Coffee's Seventh Letter to Santa

December 22nd 2010 12:07 pm
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Dear Santa,

Daytona and I would like you to leave us lots of reindeer poo. We’ve sampled regular deer poo and it is delicious! I bet reindeer poo is even better!

A stocking full of poo would be the ideal gift for us.

(Also, we enjoy mom's reaction to these sorts of things.)



Coffee's Sixth Letter to Santa

December 20th 2010 7:19 am
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Dear Santa,

You mighta checked your list and you mighta checked it twice.. but check it again, fatman! I am on the wrong list! I was framed!!!


Spontaneous Toy Explosion. 'Nuff said.

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