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Spring Tag!

April 11th 2008 6:39 am
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I've been tagged by my pal Scooter!

It’s SPRING TAG, and I'm it!

Name Four Jobs You Have:
Couch Potato
Channel Surfer
Food Inhaler
Butt Sniffer

Name Four Places You Have Lived:
Racetrack in Tucson
Foster home in south Denver
Apartment in north Denver
My brand new house in Denver

Name Four Places You Have Been:
My cousin's house in the mountains
To see my favorite vet, Dr. Stacey
Daycare at Pete and Macs
My Coloado Greyhound Meet and Greet in Boulder

Name Four Places You Would Rather Be:
Only one place: I want to be with my mom wherever she is

Then name & tag four other dogsters that you would like to see answer these same questions.

I tagged:
Fred: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/414188
Ella: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/710533
Priscilla: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/573774
Finlay: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/404546

Thanks for playing!

Love your pal,
Coffee

 

Fired. Again.

April 10th 2008 7:03 am
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We got two rugs delivered today at our new house. They much softer and more comfortable to lay on than the bamboo floors so I like them very much. I try to help mom out while she maneuvering them around the room, but I got SHOO’d away. Those rugs weigh 500 pounds so I don’t see why my laying on them (I am a slender 72 pounds) is a problem. Besides, I was supervising.

Also, she got a pretty paper lantern type lamp for the office. She assembling it when I come do my inspection. I got SHOO’d away again. Something about dripping snot all over the lamp and leaving wet nose prints on the paper.

I personally feel that adding “snart” to the lamp made it better, but apparently my opinion was not taken into consideration.

Love,
Coffee
Interior Design Expert

 

April WHAT?

April 1st 2008 3:53 pm
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So today, I hear somebody knock on the door, and mom excitedly say to me “Coffee! Who is it?!”

Being a good girl, plus I looooooooooove company - I run to the front door to see who it is. But nobody there. I even look out the window.

No visitor.

I hear the knock again. And mom say “Coffee! Where are they?!”

I whine and look all over for the person at the door but can’t find them! I so excited looking for my visitor!

Then I see mom got her hand over the side of the sofa and SHE the one knocking on the wall.

She laff and laff and laff and say “APRIL FOOLS, COFFEE!”

I think that not funny at all. Mom definitely not gonna get mom of the year this year either. Hrumph.

Love,
Coffee
Victim of the NOT FUNNY mom

 

I am a greyhound. It's my job.

March 24th 2008 8:51 am
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What do you MEAN I can't chase the Easter Bunny?!?!?

Love,
Confused in Colorado

 

False Advertising

March 16th 2008 3:56 pm
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Dust Bunnies:

NOT ACTUAL BUNNIES.

Hrumph.

Love,
Coffee

 

TRANSLATION: Coffee barfed on the hallway carpet

March 11th 2008 3:15 pm
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While mom was figuring out how to decorate the house Feng Shui style I disrupted the chi by experiencing a disharmonious event in the area of the floor.

Love,
Coffee – Feng Shui Master

 

Are you kidding me!?!?!?

March 5th 2008 2:46 pm
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That was a smooshed, run over, snowed on, frozen, thawed, mashed Snickers candy bar on the ground. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO “LEAVE IT?” Those kinds of delicacies don’t happen everyday.

I hate LEAVE IT. It is my least favorite command.

Somebody call Animal Control cause this is clearly Coffee abuse.

I better be getting filet mignon for dinner or something for obeying that terrible command.

It is very tough to be me.

Love,
Coffee
The Snickers Deprived

 

My new yard

March 2nd 2008 3:46 pm
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Saturday I got to see my new yard for the very first time. It perfect
for zoomies and for pooping, so I am very a happy girl. Although mom
took a picture of me pooping in my new yard. Clearly something very
wrong with her. Why she need a picture of me pooping? She crazy.

Love,

Coffee SweetPea Doodlebug Snooter Henderson

 

Hope Love and Elvis!

March 1st 2008 10:24 am
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Pupper pals!!! Guess what?!? The family of Millie, Oliver, Bonnie Blue (sweet Angel), and Harvey Wallbanger have come up with the most fabulous and brilliant idea to celebrate, support, and show our unity for Elvis!

Grab this pic! Right-click! Save Picture / Image As! Upload it as YOUR main pic! Let's show Elvis and his pack just how much we love them, support them, are thinking of them, and are hoping for the best!

Let's unite and give Elvis and his pack the best kind of love there is... Dogster love! Let's try for Sunday, and if not, then by Monday, to have Elvis as our primary pic!

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I totally plagerized what whole pawmail part to splain why my main pic isn't of me. In fact, I'm looking a little Beezer! Har Har!

I show my support for my pal Elvis. We love you Elvis!

Love,
Coffee

 

Mystery Boxes

February 24th 2008 12:28 pm
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My apartment getting filled up with boxes.

So far, I play bowed to the boxes but they no want to play. I nibble on the boxes, but mom tell me to “LEAVE IT.” (For those of you who don’t know what “LEAVE IT” means, I translate it to “Get away from the interesting stuff and come over where it is boring.”) I try to nap on a flattened box, but it still pointy and slippery and not comfortable at all. I try to sniff inside one, but it tip over on top of me.

Boxes is very confusing. At least mom is packing up all her books and putting them in the boxes. It is about time. She gots tons of books, and not a single one tastes any good at all.

Love,
Coffee

 
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