August 27th 2009 7:49 am
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Today mom and I took a nice long walk and afterward I got to sit in the yard and snack on some Frosty Paws. (Yum!) While I was relaxing with my ice cream, a rabbit hopped into the yard. I spotted him but wasn’t much interested. Ice cream tastes better and requires less energy to catch than a rabbit. Live and let live, I say.
Anyhoo… the suicidal rabbit wasn’t bothered by me either, cause he just hopped closer…. and closer… and closer and CLOSER! Mom was starting to get worried that this was some sort of mutant attack rabbit because it got to within five feet of me!
That’s when I had to put my foot down.
I growled. I lifted up my lips and showed the rabbit my big teeth and I growled long and low and deep in my throat.
MY ICE CREAM! MINE MINE MINE!
I wasn’t interested in chasing the rabbit, but I sure as heck wasn’t going to let him eat my ice cream!
Suicide Rabbit scampered away and I went back to finishing off my treat.
Then I had to do ten minutes of “Nothing in Life is Free” training since technically I am not allowed to actually guard my food. Even from stupid rabbits.
Ten. Whole. Minutes.
Sit
Stay
Down
Come
Circle
Sit
Down
Circle
Stay
Sit
All because of a stupid rabbit who was eyeballing my ice cream.
I hate rabbits.
Love,
Coffee Fudd
Leave A Comment | 4 people already have That sucks!! All that training and you did not even get the rabbit! What;s wrong with our peeps?? Alas, fair maiden...Another example of why we're RETIRED racers! (One of my littermate brothers is still burning up the track, here in Arizona...but I'm much more comfortable on a nice cushy pillow!) This rabbit was totally crazy or he was coming from another planet! Five feet from a Greyhound is not a comfortable position for any rabbit, alien, mutant or just plain crazy! This world is scary! BOL Frosty Paws ARE that tasty.
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August 27th 2009 at 7:59 am